Jokes: cause

Alcoholic Side Effects

The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as:WARNING: c...

Blonde Battallion

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mou...

We Cause Blindness

How do you make a woman blind?Put a windshield in front of her!

The Mushroom

Why is the mushroom always invited to parties?'Cause he's a fungi!

Chicken Ain't Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he freakin' felt like it!

Beer Consumption

The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as: WARNING: ...

Cherry Pop

Three girls are sitting around, totally bored so one girl suggests that they make up nickn...

Alcohol Warnings

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accept...


Why didn't they make two Yogi Bears? Cause someone made a Boo-Boo!

Let's Play Monkey In The Tree

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? 'Cause he was dead!

Hitler Abstains

Q. Why didn't Hitler drink tequila? A. Cause it made him mean.

Get Me Out Of Here

Why do men die before their wives? Cause they want to....

Backstreet Appearance

Why did the Backstreet Boys show up to the party? 'Cause they had "The Call."


Why is 77 better than 69? 'Cause you get 8 more!

New Fda Alcohol Warnings For Booze Bottles

Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. Consumption...

Children And Cars

Children in the back of the car cause accidents. Accidents in the back of the car cause ch...

Smart Bomb

Why are men so smart during sex? Cause they're plugged into a genius!

Father Christmas?

Q. Why doesn't Santa Claus have any kids? A. Cause he only comes once a year!

Cause For Unrest

In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God ...