Jokes: catholic

Michael Jackson- Like A Nun

What do Michael and Catholic school nuns have in common?Both are a pain in the ass to kids...

Catholic Dictionary

AMENThe only part of a prayer that everyone knows.BULLETINYour receipt for attending Mass....

Catholic School

Little Tommy's parents had tried everything to help his math grade: tutors, flas...

The Devout Catholic Woman

Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. S...

Sleep Walking Nun

What do you call a nun who sleep walks? A roamin' Catholic.

Catholic Dog

Muldoon, the farmer, lived alone in the countryside with his pet dog of many yea...

Good Catholic Boys

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee one afternoon. The first Catholic women tells her ...

Four Catholic Mothers

Four old Catholic women are sitting around bragging about their sons. The first Catholic w...

Religious Mother

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son...

Sleepwalking Nun

What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin' Catholic.

Converting

Two Jewish men are walking down the road talking, when they see a sign saying, "Convert to...