Jokes: catholic

What do Michael and Catholic school nuns have in common?Both are a pain in the ass to kids...

AMENThe only part of a prayer that everyone knows.BULLETINYour receipt for attending Mass....

Little Tommy's parents had tried everything to help his math grade: tutors, flas...

What do you call a nun who sleep walks? A roamin' Catholic.

Muldoon, the farmer, lived alone in the countryside with his pet dog of many yea...

Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. S...

Four old Catholic women are sitting around bragging about their sons. The first Catholic w...

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son...

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee one afternoon. The first Catholic women tells her ...

What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin' Catholic.

Two Jewish men are walking down the road talking, when they see a sign saying, "Convert to...