Jokes: catch

Father and Son

One morning a boy got up and was leaving the house with a hand full of chicken wire. His f...

Throw The Cat - I'm Open!

Larry, a local football star, was jogging down the street when he saw a building ...

How Do You Catch?

How do you catch a unique animal? You 'neak up on it.

That's Really Hot

Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot -- because you can catch a cold!

Expensive Fishing Trip

Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, t...

Catching The Blonde

This fat guy sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 2...

How Do You Catch A Squirrel?

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut!

Catch A Bra

Q: How do you catch a bra? A: Set up a boobie trap.

Going Fishing

A guy took his blonde girlfriend on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels...

Throwin' The Ol' Catskin Around

Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire. ...

Say What Again?

Did you hear about the blonde who didn't catch the joke? It went over her head!...

Creation Of Me

God breathes life into Adam and tells him... "You are man, my most favored creation, becau...

Dog Fishin'

What kind of fish does a dog catch? Catfish.

How To Catch An Elephant

As the title suggests, this is how to successfully catch an elephant: First, you need to d...

Catch Again

After a long night, the blonde asks her friend: "Say, do you have AIDS?"."NO!", the guy an...

Blonde...hair Up

Why do blondes wear their hair up? To catch everything that goes over their heads....