Jokes: catch

Creation Of Me

God breathes life into Adam and tells him... "You are man, my most favored creation, becau...

Dog Fishin'

What kind of fish does a dog catch? Catfish.

Father and Son

One morning a boy got up and was leaving the house with a hand full of chicken wire. His f...

Throw The Cat - I'm Open!

Larry, a local football star, was jogging down the street when he saw a building ...

How Do You Catch?

How do you catch a unique animal? You 'neak up on it.

That's Really Hot

Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot -- because you can catch a cold!

Expensive Fishing Trip

Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, t...

Catching The Blonde

This fat guy sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 2...

How Do You Catch A Squirrel?

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut!

Catch A Bra

Q: How do you catch a bra? A: Set up a boobie trap.

Say What Again?

Did you hear about the blonde who didn't catch the joke? It went over her head!...

Going Fishing

A guy took his blonde girlfriend on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels...

Throwin' The Ol' Catskin Around

Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire. ...

Blonde...hair Up

Why do blondes wear their hair up? To catch everything that goes over their heads....

Catch Again

After a long night, the blonde asks her friend: "Say, do you have AIDS?"."NO!", the guy an...

How To Catch An Elephant

As the title suggests, this is how to successfully catch an elephant: First, you need to d...