Jokes: cars

Cars

Bill Gates is h...

Children And Cars

Children in the back of the car cause accidents. Accidents in the back of the car cause ch...

Ford Cars -vs- Golf Balls

What's the difference between a Ford and a golf ball? You can drive a golf ball 200 yards....

Eternity

Definition of eternity? Four blondes in four cars at a four-way stop.

Accidental Meeting

A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demol...

Women And Cars

Why doesn't a woman need a car? Because you don't need a car to get from the bedroom to th...

Redneck... Rich

How do you tell if a redneck is rich? He has two cars up on blocks -- and one of them's al...

Blondes Screwing

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They only screw in cars....

Woman Will Always Be

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one.Both of their cars are to...

Toy Cars And Breastices

What do women's breasts and toy cars have in common? They're meant for kids but dads end u...

Eatin' Possum

How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for...

Car Dealership Funny

I went to a car dealership to look at cars, and saw a sign that read, ''If you want to get...

Car Accident

A woman and a man got into a really bad car accident. Both cars are totaled, but luckily n...

You're So Stupid

You're so stupid, you got caught drunk-driving at the bumper cars.

Redneck Parkin' Lot

If you have no cars that are moblie, and 14 cars that aren't, then you might be a redneck.

You Know You're Ghetto

You know you're ghetto, if you name your kids after cars you can't afford!

A Miracle

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are t...