Jokes: card

Bad Florist

Bad florist... A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault. He kep...

Virgin Brides

A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period....

Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry

I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered you...

Yo Mama's...kidnappers

Yo Mama is so ugly when she was kidnapped her mother sent the kidnappers a thank you card!

Revelation 3:20

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went...

New ATM Procedures

A local bank is very pleased to announce that they are installingnew Drive-thru ATMs where...

Charging Elephant

How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away his credit card!

Sex Advice

Sex is like a card game - if you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand!

Spaghetti

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.One night, during...

ATM machine

How to use an ATM machineMALE PROCEDURE1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Wind down your car ...

Wrong Flowers

On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became dismayed on readi...

Valentine's Day Card Shopping

A woman went to the mall to buy Valentine's Day cards for her son and father. The 50 feet ...

Talking Too Much

Eight-year-old Nina brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good...mostly...

Clinton's Favorite Card Game

Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite card game? A: Poker.

Men & Women At An ATM

Men & Women At An ATMHIM:Pull up to ATMInsert cardEnter PIN numb...