Jokes: came

What Came First...

Q: Why does a chicken lay eggs? A: Because if she dropped them, they'd break.

Bush And Gore, Together Again

Bush and Gore went fishing. Gore went on one side of the lake and Bush on the other. Later...

Flu?

The patient sat there looking ill and asked, ''Flu?'' The doctor replied, ''No, I came on ...

The Milkman

A woman went to the hospital to have her baby. When she was adjusted, the doctor came in a...

Bingo Winner

This guy had a very attractive wife, who was always wanting clothes, jewelry, etc., but he...

Lawyer Funeral

A man is at his lawyer's funeral and and is surprised by the turnout for this one man. He ...

Christmas Cookie Dough

Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come stay with her over Chris...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Cereal

Yo' mama so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard!

You Can Ring My Bell, Ring My Bell

One upon a time there was a town with a new church steeple with a bell that wouldn't ring....

Gorilla Chase!

There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he'd never left it on its ow...

Brave Cat

The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of te...

The Worst Day

A wee guy was sitting at a bar staring at his drink for ages. Suddenly, a big biker came a...

The Dead Dog

There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved, and he followed her everywhere. One mornin...

Indian Promiscuity

A woman was visiting an Indian reservation one day when an Indian came up to her. He had a...

She-devil

Once upon a time, there was a man who came home very late and very drunk every night. His ...

Which Came First?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied...

16 years later

One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children.Her husb...

Hypothetic And Realistic

A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find out what the di...

Not Enough Bread

An old Jewish man went to a diner every day for lunch. He always ordered the soup du jour....

Doe In The Woods

Q: What did the doe say when she came running out of the woods? A: I'll never do that for ...

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