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You Can Ring My Bell, Ring My Bell

One upon a time there was a town with a new church steeple with a bell that wouldn't ring....

Gorilla Chase!

There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he'd never left it on its ow...

Brave Cat

The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of te...

The Worst Day

A wee guy was sitting at a bar staring at his drink for ages. Suddenly, a big biker came a...

The Dead Dog

There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved, and he followed her everywhere. One mornin...

Christmas Cookie Dough

Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come stay with her over Chris...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Cereal

Yo' mama so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard!

Which Came First?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied...

16 years later

One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children.Her husb...

Hypothetic And Realistic

A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find out what the di...

Not Enough Bread

An old Jewish man went to a diner every day for lunch. He always ordered the soup du jour....

Doe In The Woods

Q: What did the doe say when she came running out of the woods? A: I'll never do that for ...

Indian Promiscuity

A woman was visiting an Indian reservation one day when an Indian came up to her. He had a...

She-devil

Once upon a time, there was a man who came home very late and very drunk every night. His ...

Ken And Barbie

Q: Why didn't Ken and Barbie have kids? A: Ken came in a different box!

Bingo

This guy had a very attractive wife who was always wanting clothes, jewelry, etc....

Brave Guide

A tourists guide was talking with a group of school kids at Yellowstone park when one of t...

Bush And Gore Fishing

Bush and Gore went fishing. Gore went on one side of the lake and Bush on the other. Later...

Mountain Bike

A man came back from a long business trip to find that his son had a new $300 mountain bik...

The Milkman

A woman went to the hospital to have her baby. When she was adjusted, the doctor came in a...

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