Jokes: calls

Go To Work

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I go...

Bush's Advisors

G. W. Bush was very depressed that people were saying he is stupid. So he calls his good f...

Taxation

Ever wonder why the IRS calls it, "Form 1040?" Because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 ...

A Dream Of Jet Planes

A security man has a dream that the plane his boss is supposed to take the next day is goi...

Fascinating

A teacher asks her class of 3rd graders to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. She cal...

Lab Results

An old man goes to see the doctor and gets some tests. When the results come in, the docto...

Waiting On Viagra

A man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets h...

Redneck On The Radio

A redneck calls into a radio advice show and asks, ''If I get divorced from my wife, does ...