Jokes: call

Did You Call Me?

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and ...

Blonde Chainsaw Massacre

What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? Dead!

Dutch Virgin

Q: What do you call a virgin in Dutch? A: Goodandtight!

Redhead Joke

Q: What do you call a redhead with an attitude? A: Normal.

Octopus

Q: What do you call an Octopus with no legs? A: A puss.

Politics

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"Dad says, "Well son, let me try ...

Mad Dog!

What do you call a dog that hears voices? A Shih-Tzu-Phrenic!

Does That Leg Go All The Way Up?

What do you call a one-legged lady? Eileen!

Man's Intelligence

Q. What do you call a man who has lost 90% of his intelligence? A. Divorced.

Cow Reflexes

What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky!

Question...window

What do you call two men hanging from a window? Curt and Rod!

Loss Of Intelligence

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced!

Blonde Mating Call

Q: What is the mating call of a blonde? A: "I'm soooo drunk."

Jamaician Proctologist

What do you call a Jamaician Proctologist? Pokemon.

Blondes At Sea

What do you call nine blondes in the ocean? An air pocket.

German Windbreaker

What do you call "fart" in German? Farfrompoopin!

Brain Cell

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!

It Ain't Margarita

What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A Dry Martinez!

Cow Tornado

Q: What do you call a cow in a tornado? A: A milk shake.

Cook

Q. What do call a good cook? A. A master baster.

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