Jokes: call

German Windbreaker

What do you call "fart" in German? Farfrompoopin!

Brain Cell

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!

It Ain't Margarita

What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A Dry Martinez!

Cow Tornado

Q: What do you call a cow in a tornado? A: A milk shake.

Did You Call Me?

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and ...

Blonde Chainsaw Massacre

What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? Dead!

Dutch Virgin

Q: What do you call a virgin in Dutch? A: Goodandtight!

Redhead Joke

Q: What do you call a redhead with an attitude? A: Normal.

Octopus

Q: What do you call an Octopus with no legs? A: A puss.

Politics

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"Dad says, "Well son, let me try ...

Mad Dog!

What do you call a dog that hears voices? A Shih-Tzu-Phrenic!

Does That Leg Go All The Way Up?

What do you call a one-legged lady? Eileen!

Man's Intelligence

Q. What do you call a man who has lost 90% of his intelligence? A. Divorced.

Cow Reflexes

What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky!

Question...window

What do you call two men hanging from a window? Curt and Rod!

Loss Of Intelligence

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced!

Blonde Mating Call

Q: What is the mating call of a blonde? A: "I'm soooo drunk."

Jamaician Proctologist

What do you call a Jamaician Proctologist? Pokemon.

Blondes At Sea

What do you call nine blondes in the ocean? An air pocket.

What Do You Call Satan And A Lawyer?

What do you call Satan and a lawyer? Twins!

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