Q. What do call a good cook? A. A master baster.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!
What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted
What do you call a female sex change? An addadictomy!
The President was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon."Mr. President," ...
What do you call stolen cheese?Nacho cheese!
Little Johnny was playing with his father's wallet when he accidently swallowed a quarter....
What do you call a cow that won't give milk?A milkdud!
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi? A documentary....
What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin' Catholic.
Q: Why do they call PMS PMS? A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken!...
What do you call a dog with no legs? Nothing...it's not going to come to you anyway!...
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on my cat's tail and now I call him "Beaver"
Q: What does a bum call a dumpster. A: Bed and Breakfast.
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. Because when you take it off, you wonde...
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick.
What does a bulimic call two fingers? Dessert.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!
Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheeze Whiz?A: Cheeze Whuz.
What do you call Satan and a lawyer? Twins!