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No Ass

Q: What do you call a woman with no asshole? A: Divorced.

brainy blonde?

What do u call a blonde with 1brain cell? GIFTED!What do u call a blonde with 2brain c...


What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Nacho Cheese!!!...


What do you call parachuting lawyers? Skeet.

Blondes In A Box

What do you call 24 blondes in a box? A case of empties!

One-legged Chicken

Q. What do you call a one-legged chicken? A. A flamingo

500 Lawyers In The Ocean

What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.

Blonde In Freezer

Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer? A: A Frosted Flake.

Your Dandruff

Your dandruff is so bad the principal had to call a snow day!

Dirty Old Man

What do you call a dirty old man who lives in a box? Your dad!

Blondes In A Volkswagen

Q: What do you call four blondes in a Volkswagen? A: Far-from-thinkin

The Skeleton

What do you call a horny skeleton? A boner!

Connection To Hell

During his visit to the USSR, Nixon was intrigued by a new telephone capable of connecting...

Blonde - Mating Call

What is a blonde's mating call? ''NEXT!''

The Call Of Nature

One fine day in the middle of class at school, a girl raised her asking to be excused:

Cow With No Legs

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs. A: Ground Beef!

Redneck In A Suit

What do you call a redneck in a fancy suit? ''Mr. President.''

What Do You Call...

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?Doug.

Female Viagra

What do you call female Viagra?Jewelry....

Fly Away

What do you call a fly in a blonde's brain? A space invader!

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