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Don't Got Milk?

What do you call a cow that won't give milk?A milkdud!

Reruns

What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi? A documentary....

Sleepwalking Nun

What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin' Catholic.

Pms

Q: Why do they call PMS PMS? A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken!...

No-legged Dog!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Nothing...it's not going to come to you anyway!...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Cat's Tail

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on my cat's tail and now I call him "Beaver"

The Bum

Q: What does a bum call a dumpster. A: Bed and Breakfast.

Wonder Bra

Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. Because when you take it off, you wonde...

Boomerang

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick.

Bulimic Digits

What does a bulimic call two fingers? Dessert.

Half-brainiac

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!

Empty Cheeze Whiz

Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheeze Whiz?A: Cheeze Whuz.

What Do You Call Satan And A Lawyer?

What do you call Satan and a lawyer? Twins!

Blonde Bird

What do you call a blonde bird? A swallow!

No Arms, No Legs... Urinal

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at a urinal? Dick.

Protons

What do you call a proton with big hair? A 'froton.

What Do You Call?

What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats? A total ...

Cook

Q. What do call a good cook? A. A master baster.

Lopsided Cow

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!

Blonde Half-wit

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted

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