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Cook

Q. What do call a good cook? A. A master baster.

Lopsided Cow

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!

Blonde Half-wit

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted

Question...sex Change

What do you call a female sex change? An addadictomy!

Presidental Call

The President was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon."Mr. President," ...

Not Your Cheese

What do you call stolen cheese?Nacho cheese!

Call On An Expert

Little Johnny was playing with his father's wallet when he accidently swallowed a quarter....

Don't Got Milk?

What do you call a cow that won't give milk?A milkdud!

Reruns

What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi? A documentary....

Sleepwalking Nun

What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin' Catholic.

Pms

Q: Why do they call PMS PMS? A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken!...

No-legged Dog!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Nothing...it's not going to come to you anyway!...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Cat's Tail

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on my cat's tail and now I call him "Beaver"

The Bum

Q: What does a bum call a dumpster. A: Bed and Breakfast.

Wonder Bra

Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. Because when you take it off, you wonde...

Boomerang

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick.

Bulimic Digits

What does a bulimic call two fingers? Dessert.

Half-brainiac

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!

Empty Cheeze Whiz

Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheeze Whiz?A: Cheeze Whuz.

What Do You Call Satan And A Lawyer?

What do you call Satan and a lawyer? Twins!

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