Jokes: buys

How Did You Know?

A Woman in a store buys milk and bread. Man at counter: ???Bet your???e single???. Woman: ...

The Best Pub

A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman were sitting in a pub discussing the best pu...

Futurama

How does a man plan for the future? He buys TWO cases of beer.

Plan For The Future

How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of ...

Drink-Buying Mushroom

What do you call a mushroom that buys all the drinks?A fungi to be with....

Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron

I hear that Motorola just proposed to buy out Enron today, and they're going to name it......

Men's Future

Q: How do you know when a man's planning for the future? A: He buys TWO cases of beer....

Silly Boy

A little kid walks into a movie theater one day. At the counter, he buys one ticket and th...