Jokes: butt

U. Michigan/ohio State

An OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY mortician student walked into the embalming room where a cadaver ...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Butt

Yo Mama is so fat, her ass has it's own congressman.

Bad Pick-up Line

Hey baby, are those space pants? Cuz your butt is outta this world!

Osu

An Ohio State University mortician student walked into the embalming room where a cadaver ...

Your Butt Is So Big

Your butt is so big, you have more crack than a drug dealer.

Yo Mama's So Fat... Scrubs

Yo mama is so fat she scrubs her butt with a tree.

Dog Butt

If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave its butt and tell it to walk backwards!

Saving Her Butt

A man decided to paint the toilet while his wife was away. His wife came home sooner than ...

A Girl Named Happy Butt

It was this little girl's first day of school and the teacher asked her what her name was ...

Two Men And A Refrigerator

Two men named Cecil and Scott live together. One very hot day, Cecil walked into the kitch...

Happy Butt

It was this little girl's first day of school and the teacher asked her what her name was ...

That Fly

What went through the fly's mind as he hit the windshield? His Butt!

You Are So Fat

You are so fat, I put a quarter up your butt and you spat out a Little Debbie cake.

Lady's Butt

Q: Did you hear about the lady who wanted to buy a new butt? A: Her old one had a crack in...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.

Blonde Bummer

What do you call a pimple on a blonde's butt? A brain tumor.

Smoke It

What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water? A soggy butt.

Your Butt So Big

Your butt so big, that when you were born, the doctor said "Congratulations! Twins!"

Gas Grill

A couple had been married 10 years. One afternoon, they were working in the garden togethe...

Butt Question

If I cut off my right butt-cheek, will I be left behind?