Jokes: butcher

Outwitting a Lawyer

A lawyer's dog runs around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Th...

The Smartest Dog Ever

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading:...

Lawyer's Dog

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals a r...

The Butcher

If a butcher is 6 feet tall, wears size 9 shoes, and a waist size of 38, what does he weig...

Rump Roastin'

Q: What did the butcher say when he backed into the meat-grinder? A: Looks like I'm gettin...

Asian Lady

There was an Asian lady who married an English gentleman and moved to London. The poor lad...

Sausages

There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The p...

The Butcher's Wife

How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Genius Dos

A butcher in his shop, and he's real busy, and he notices a dog in the shop. He shoos him ...

It's What's For Dinner

A woman goes to the local butcher to buy some meat for dinner. The butcher tells her that ...

16 Years Of Meat

It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her ar...

Clever Doggie

A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. La...

Free Meat

It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her ar...