Jokes: bush

Bush & The Blackboard

George W. Bush was giving a third-grader a lesson on politics. First he asked the kid to w...

What Did George W. Bush Get On His S.a.t.'s

Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.'s? A. Drool.

George W. Bush Was Caught Breaking

George W. Bush was caught breaking the White House dress code by wearing blue jeans. Bill ...

Bush's Winning Campaign Slogans

1. I'll turn capital punishment into a new game show! 2. I promise to get cocaine off our ...

Bush Talking

George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowingwhite robe with a long...

Bush Has Feelings Too

George W. Bush told Dick Cheney, "I really hate all the stupid jokes people make about me....

A Setback In Iraqi-american Relations

Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new...

Bush In Hell

One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hel...

Post Turtle President

While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old man, the doctor asked his patient...

Republican Advice Bush

On one of his first nights in the White House, Dubya is awakened by the ghost of George Wa...

Bush At The Wheel

Some say George W. Bush quit drinking because of this incident... Back in his party days, ...

Bush vs. Osama

Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to se...

Bush's Morning Run

A kid was sitting on his lawn with a box of puppies one morning. George Bush was on his mo...

Bumper Crop O' Bumper Stickers

Bush happens Life is like a box of chocolates. Looks like we got a bad one. (Impeach Bush)...

Whose Son Is He?

About ten years ago, George Bush was visiting Mikhail Gorbachev at the Kremlin. When he go...

Dubya & Moses' Face Time

George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he walked passed Moses, who...

The Rescue

One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It ...

George Bush Is So Stupid...

George Bush is so stupid, he's still looking for a corner in his Oval Office.

Bush And Polly

Why doesn't George W. Bush eat parrots? A little thing called cannibalism.

A Cop Pulls Jenna Bush Over For Speeding

A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding and he notices her eyes are red. He says, "Gee, y...

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