Jokes: bush

Dubya 'n' Drugs

During his campaign, George W. Bush and his advisors were discussing spin control on his p...

Bush And Gore Fishing

Bush and Gore went fishing. Gore went on one side of the lake and Bush on the other. Later...

Bush Has A Short One

Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Madonna does not have one. And a priest do...

Bush And Clinton And Bush

A reporter remarked to George W. Bush: "It must be something, knowing that you put the Bus...

George W. And Moses

George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal and he noticed an old man in a lon...

Dubya Quotes

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."...George W. Bush "Republicans understan...

Bush Does A Favor

George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning his speech to a group of businessmen,...

Bush On Unemployment Aid

How does President Bush spell Welfare? F-A-R-E-W-E-L-L

Kerry Fan

A teacher in a small Vermont town asks her class how many of them are John Kerry fans. Not...

Bush And Bill

Out of Bill Clinton and George W. Bush, which one do you think has been referred to as Mr....

Presidential Advice

One night, G.W. Bush was awakened by George Washington's ghost.Bush saw him and asked, "Ge...

Rebuilding New York & Afghanistan

George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bi...

Bush At The Wheel

Some say George W. Bush quit drinking because of this incident... Back in his party days, ...

Bush vs. Osama

Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to se...

Bush's Morning Run

A kid was sitting on his lawn with a box of puppies one morning. George Bush was on his mo...

Bumper Crop O' Bumper Stickers

Bush happens Life is like a box of chocolates. Looks like we got a bad one. (Impeach Bush)...

Bush & The Blackboard

George W. Bush was giving a third-grader a lesson on politics. First he asked the kid to w...

What Did George W. Bush Get On His S.a.t.'s

Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.'s? A. Drool.

George W. Bush Was Caught Breaking

George W. Bush was caught breaking the White House dress code by wearing blue jeans. Bill ...

Bush's Winning Campaign Slogans

1. I'll turn capital punishment into a new game show! 2. I promise to get cocaine off our ...

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