Jokes: bush

Kerry Fan

A teacher in a small Vermont town asks her class how many of them are John Kerry fans. Not...

Bush And Bill

Out of Bill Clinton and George W. Bush, which one do you think has been referred to as Mr....

Presidential Advice

One night, G.W. Bush was awakened by George Washington's ghost.Bush saw him and asked, "Ge...

Rebuilding New York & Afghanistan

George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bi...

Dubya 'n' Drugs

During his campaign, George W. Bush and his advisors were discussing spin control on his p...

Bush And Gore Fishing

Bush and Gore went fishing. Gore went on one side of the lake and Bush on the other. Later...

Bush Has A Short One

Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Madonna does not have one. And a priest do...

Bush And Clinton And Bush

A reporter remarked to George W. Bush: "It must be something, knowing that you put the Bus...

George W. And Moses

George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal and he noticed an old man in a lon...

Dubya Quotes

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."...George W. Bush "Republicans understan...

Bush Does A Favor

George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning his speech to a group of businessmen,...

Bush On Unemployment Aid

How does President Bush spell Welfare? F-A-R-E-W-E-L-L

Bush Talking

George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowingwhite robe with a long...

Bush Has Feelings Too

George W. Bush told Dick Cheney, "I really hate all the stupid jokes people make about me....

A Setback In Iraqi-american Relations

Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new...

Bush In Hell

One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hel...

Post Turtle President

While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old man, the doctor asked his patient...

Republican Advice Bush

On one of his first nights in the White House, Dubya is awakened by the ghost of George Wa...

Bush At The Wheel

Some say George W. Bush quit drinking because of this incident... Back in his party days, ...

Bush vs. Osama

Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to se...

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