Jokes: bush

A Quickie

One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and ...

Bush's Joint Chiefs Of Staff

George Bush is so dumb he thinks the Joint Chiefs of Staff are a bunch of indians who roll...

John Kerry Fan

A teacher in a small Vermont town asks her class how many of them are John Kerry fans. Not...

White House Synonyms

George W. Bush is the PresidentDick Cheney is Vice PresidentColin Powell is the Secretary ...

Bush Leadership Test

While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her...

Knock Knock: Dumb...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dumbass. Dumbass who? You know, President Bush....

Powerful Bush

A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: "Many say the only reason you we...

Burning Bush

Thousands of people flock to the annual Burning Man festival in The Black Rock Desert nort...

Gore & Pantyhose

What do Gore and Pantyhose have in common? They both irritate Bush.

Bush And Son

A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: "Many say the only reason you we...

Bush And Cheney Lunch

Bush and Cheney are at a restaurant for lunch. The waitress comes over and asks what they ...

Bush Is A Puppet?

President George W. Bush was getting angry about the public opinion of his ability to gove...

Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo

George Bush and his accomplice Dick Cheney were riding on an elephant. A group of bystande...

Kerry Fan

A teacher in a small Vermont town asks her class how many of them are John Kerry fans. Not...

Bush And Bill

Out of Bill Clinton and George W. Bush, which one do you think has been referred to as Mr....

Presidential Advice

One night, G.W. Bush was awakened by George Washington's ghost.Bush saw him and asked, "Ge...

Rebuilding New York & Afghanistan

George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bi...

Dubya 'n' Drugs

During his campaign, George W. Bush and his advisors were discussing spin control on his p...

Bush And Gore Fishing

Bush and Gore went fishing. Gore went on one side of the lake and Bush on the other. Later...

Bush Has A Short One

Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Madonna does not have one. And a priest do...

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