Jokes: bull

Closed Bull's Eyes

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

Farmer's Bull

Farmer: I've got a bull that's right off it duties. It's got to service 3...

Reluctant Cow

The only cow in a small town in Poland stops giving milk, so the villagers buy one from Mi...

Political Bull Sh!t

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed ...

Bull Grapevine

Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull o...

Pills To The Bull

A rancher goes to the bank to borrow money to buy a bull so he can increase his stock. The...

Meatballs

A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he looks around, he n...

Lawyer's Are Full Of Bull

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old ran...

The Pheasant, The Bull, And Moralizing

There was once an old pheasant who was chatting with a bull. The pheasant said, ''I would ...

Cow Auction

This couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon ...

Reproducing Bull

A couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside on a fine Sunday afternoo...

A Slow Reader

A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide th...

Bull

What is another name for a masturbating bull? Beef Strokinoff.

Pop A Cap In The Lion's Gluts

There was this lion who had just eaten a bull,and he felt good. He felt so good he opened ...

Full Of Bull

'Q: What did the Car seat say to the young bull? A: Luke, I am your father'...

Comfortable

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after j...

Mating Bulls

A man takes his wife to the live stock show. They start heading down the alley that hous...

Two Cows

A farmer had a brown cow and a white cow, and he wanted to get them bred, so he borrowed h...

New Bull

On one sunny afternoon in a farm there are three bulls - elder, middle-aged, and a young -...

That's A Buncha Bull

A man was visiting Spain and passed by a restaurant in Madrid after a bullfight. They were...

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