Jokes: bull

Lawyer's Are Full Of Bull

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old ran...

Bull Grapevine

Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull o...

Pills To The Bull

A rancher goes to the bank to borrow money to buy a bull so he can increase his stock. The...

Meatballs

A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he looks around, he n...

Bull

What is another name for a masturbating bull? Beef Strokinoff.

The Pheasant, The Bull, And Moralizing

There was once an old pheasant who was chatting with a bull. The pheasant said, ''I would ...

Cow Auction

This couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon ...

Reproducing Bull

A couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside on a fine Sunday afternoo...

A Slow Reader

A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide th...

That's A Buncha Bull

A man was visiting Spain and passed by a restaurant in Madrid after a bullfight. They were...

Pop A Cap In The Lion's Gluts

There was this lion who had just eaten a bull,and he felt good. He felt so good he opened ...

Full Of Bull

'Q: What did the Car seat say to the young bull? A: Luke, I am your father'...

Comfortable

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after j...

Mating Bulls

A man takes his wife to the live stock show. They start heading down the alley that hous...

Two Cows

A farmer had a brown cow and a white cow, and he wanted to get them bred, so he borrowed h...

New Bull

On one sunny afternoon in a farm there are three bulls - elder, middle-aged, and a young -...

Political Bull Sh!t

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed ...

Closed Bull's Eyes

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

Farmer's Bull

Farmer: I've got a bull that's right off it duties. It's got to service 3...

Reluctant Cow

The only cow in a small town in Poland stops giving milk, so the villagers buy one from Mi...

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