Jokes: broke

350 Pounder?

What do you call a 350-pound stripper? Broke!

Engineer's Belief

Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if i...

Yo Mamma is so fat she...

Yo Mamma is so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Yo Mama's So Fat... Leg

Yo' mama is so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Signs That You're Broke

At communion you go back for seconds.You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.You're...

Clinton Broke The 11th Commandment

Bill Clinton broke the 11th commandment. ''Thou shalt not use thy rod on thy Staff''

Yo Mama's So Fat... Broke

Yo' mama so fat, she broke the family tree!

Broken Cage

What did the bird say after his cage broke? "Cheap, cheap!"

Yo Mama's So Fat...

Yo' mama's so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven!

2 One Liners

Your mama is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.Your house is so small, I put the key i...

Cup Holder

A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had purchase one ...