Jokes: breasts

Bigger Breasts

A couple has been married for many years, and one day the man tells his wife that he wishe...

Toy Cars And Breastices

What do women's breasts and toy cars have in common? They're meant for kids but dads end u...

Expensive Kiss

One day, a man noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door. He was also q...

Clinton & Kfc

Q. Why can't Bill Clinton work at KFC? A. He can't keep his hands off the breasts and thig...

Please Grab!

A woman went into a department store and told the clerk that she wanted to return a toaste...

Oh My God

An old man on the beach said to a beautiful girl in a bikini, "I want to feel your breasts...

Doctor Examination

A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror. He asks,...

Old Lady's Breasts

Q: What has an old lady got between her breasts that a young one doesn't? A: Her belly but...

Computer Breasts

Finally, something other than smiley faces.... :) (o)(o) perfect breasts ( + )( + ) fake s...

Geriatric Breasts

What do older women have between their breasts that younger women don't? A bellybutton....

Inoffensive Nicknames For Breasts

1) Chest Trays2) NFRU (Not for Recreational Use)3) Pastor Baiters4) Mounds of Shame5) Heav...

Trainsets And Breasts

What do electric trainsets and women's breasts have in common? They were both originally i...

The Eyes Have It

Why do men find it hard to make eye contact with women? Breasts don't have eyes!...

Enlarging The Breast

A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This...