Jokes: breast

Breast Enlargement

A woman says to her husband that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts....

Hotel Incident

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the...

Yo Mama's So Old... Breast Feeding

Yo mama's so old that, when she breast-feeds, powdered milk comes out!

Breast Stroke Competition

A blonde, a red head and a brunette were competing in the EnglishChannel Breast Stroke Com...

You're So Ugly...

You're so ugly, your mom had to breast feed you with a garden hose!

Your Breast is Loose

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out....

Accidental Touch

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the ...

Cleaning Money

Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He sa...

No Milk

A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office. She is taken into an examining room and ...

Indecent Exposure

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out....

No Milk Today

A woman and a baby were in the doctor???s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come i...

You So Horny

You so horny, last time you felt a breast was in a KFC bucket!

Exposed Breast

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A n...

God Made Eve First

In this world God made Eve first and one day he came to the Garden to check on her. So he ...

Breast Milk Advantages

The student - not necessarily a well-prepared student - sat in his life science classroom ...

In The Hotel Lobby

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the ...

Steroid Breast Stroke

A female Olympic swimmer was talking with one of her teammates about using steroids. She c...

Flat Blonde

Why are so many blondes rushing out to get breast implants? So they don't have to pay the ...

Hotel Hijinx

A man in a hotel lobby accidentally bumps a woman in the breast with his elbow. Quite apol...