Jokes: breakfast

Jeff the Bellboy

Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were al...

Swearing

A seven-year-old boy and his four-year-old brother were upstairs in their bedroo...

Room Service

A man calls room service at his hotel. "I want a breakfast of two eggs burned black around...

On The Job Training

Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they w...

The Happy Hangover

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is ...

Breakfast In Bed

Why do drunks throw up in the sewer?So homeless people can have breakfast.

The Bum

Q: What does a bum call a dumpster. A: Bed and Breakfast.

Breakfast Argument

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast."You aren't so good in bed e...

Saying the Right Thing

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the f...

Miracle Toddler Diet! Guaranteed Results

People are always on the lookout for a new diet. The trouble with most diets is that you d...

Savings

The 75-year-old groom, with the young wife, caused a lot ofattention as he checked into th...

Anything But Cheerios

A 7-year-old and his 4-year-old brother are upstairs in their bedroom. The 7-year-old is e...

Brave Cursing

A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-y...

Efficiency Expert

An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try ...