Jokes: bread

Not Enough Bread

An old Jewish man went to a diner every day for lunch. He always ordered the soup du jour....

Pickled Bread

Q. What's another name for pickled bread?A. Dill-dough!

Donut And Loaf Of Bread

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread? If I had that much dough, I wouldn't be hangi...

Rye Bread

Two older men are sitting on a park bench talking and one of them asks the other about his... Antenna

Y'might be a redneck if yer TV antenna is a bread tie.

If _____ Made Toasters

If Oracle made toasters... They'd claim their toaster was compatible with all brands and s...

How Did You Know?

A Woman in a store buys milk and bread. Man at counter: ???Bet your???e single???. Woman: ...

Blondes And Butter

Q: What do blondes have in common with butter? A: They both spread for bread.

Yo Mama's So Poor... Park

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, ducks throw bread at her.

Difference Between Penis And Bread

Dad: Son what is the difference a penis and a loaf of bread? Son: I don't know. Dad: Then ...

Bottom 50 Celebrity Sandwiches

The Keith Richards: Smoked lungfish on a toasted English muffin The Howard Stern: 1 cockta...

Weird Text

A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park. He sat down on a bench a...