Jokes: brains

Brain Transplant

A patient needed a brain transplant and the doctor told the family, "Brains are very expen...

Brains Available

A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and said, "Well, I've got some go...

Men Born With Brains?

Why are men born with more brains than dogs? So they won't screw your leg at a cocktail pa...

Brains Are Farts

If your brains were a fart, there wouldn't be enough to stink!

Blonde Brains

Q: What's the difference between a blonde's brain and a box of rocks? A: Nothing....

Male & Female Brains

One day a group of husbands and wives went to a scientific program. The doctor there was s...

Gas For Brains

If gas were brains you wouldn't be able to power a toy car around a fly.

Blondes And Colds

Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold? A: They don't have to worry about blowing the...

Yo Mama's So Dumb... Brains

Yo' mama so dumb that if brains were dynamite she couldn't blow her nose!

Men's Brains

Why don't men name their penises after women? Because they don't want a woman running thei...

Lawyer Brains

A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says 'brains for sale.' He goes over to investigate...

Kurt Co-brain

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain? The wall behind him!

Blonde Horses

Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses? So they don't crap on the street duri...

Men Sitting Down

Q: Why do men sit with their legs wide open? A: So their brains can breathe.