Jokes: brain

The Buffalo Theory

The "Buffolo Theory" of Beer..A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffa...

Brain Transplant

A patient needed a brain transplant and the doctor told the family, "Brains are very expen...

Brain Cell

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!

Blonde Half-wit

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted

The blonde with two

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?Gifted

Who's The Boss?

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be the boss.The brain said, "since I...

Survival Of The Fittest Brain Cells

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunte...

Brains

An alien walked into a shop and told the owner that he came from Mars and wanted to buy a ...

Those Conceited Bastard Doctors

Q: What is the difference between a brain surgeon and God? A: God doesn't think he's a bra...

Half-brainiac

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!

Blonde Brains

Q: What's the difference between a blonde's brain and a box of rocks? A: Nothing....

brainy blonde?

What do u call a blonde with 1brain cell? GIFTED!What do u call a blonde with 2brain c...

Brains Available

A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and said, "Well, I've got some go...

Fly Away

What do you call a fly in a blonde's brain? A space invader!

Male & Female Brains

One day a group of husbands and wives went to a scientific program. The doctor there was s...

Kurt Co-brain

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain? The wall behind him!

Pea Brain

Why was the Blonde's brain the size of a pea after exercising? It swelled up!

Ounces Of Brain For Sale

A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarkin...

Woman's Brain

How do you make a woman's brain the size of a pea? Inflate it.

Brain Insult

''Add this up for me. A ton of sawdust, a ton of old newspaper, and a ton of fat. Now, hav...

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