Jokes: brain

Brain Transplant

A patient needed a brain transplant and the doctor told the family, "Brains are very expen...

The Buffalo Theory

The "Buffolo Theory" of Beer..A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffa...


What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!

Blonde Brains

Q: What's the difference between a blonde's brain and a box of rocks? A: Nothing....

brainy blonde?

What do u call a blonde with 1brain cell? GIFTED!What do u call a blonde with 2brain c...

Brains Available

A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and said, "Well, I've got some go...

Fly Away

What do you call a fly in a blonde's brain? A space invader!

Male & Female Brains

One day a group of husbands and wives went to a scientific program. The doctor there was s...

Kurt Co-brain

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain? The wall behind him!

Blonde With Half A Brain

What do you call a blonde with a half a brain? Gifted!

Pea Brain

Why was the Blonde's brain the size of a pea after exercising? It swelled up!

Ounces Of Brain For Sale

A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarkin...

Woman's Brain

How do you make a woman's brain the size of a pea? Inflate it.

Brain Insult

''Add this up for me. A ton of sawdust, a ton of old newspaper, and a ton of fat. Now, hav...

Blonde - Transplant

How do you give a blonde a brain transplant? Blow in her ear.

Brain For Sale

A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The d...

The Sex Change

What's the worst part of getting a sex change from male to female?When they re...

Brain Teaser

A chicken and an egg check into a cheap motel room.Moments later the chicken sits up again...

The Man With One Brain

Did you hear about the man that was born with both sexes? He had a dick and a brain!...

A Hole In The Head

Why does a man's penis have a hole in it? So he can get oxygen to his brain.

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