Jokes: brain

Brain Transplant

A patient needed a brain transplant and the doctor told the family, "Brains are very expen...

The Buffalo Theory

The "Buffolo Theory" of Beer..A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffa...

Woman's Brain

How do you make a woman's brain the size of a pea? Inflate it.

Brain Insult

''Add this up for me. A ton of sawdust, a ton of old newspaper, and a ton of fat. Now, hav...

Blonde With Half A Brain

What do you call a blonde with a half a brain? Gifted!

Pea Brain

Why was the Blonde's brain the size of a pea after exercising? It swelled up!

Ounces Of Brain For Sale

A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarkin...

A Hole In The Head

Why does a man's penis have a hole in it? So he can get oxygen to his brain.

Big Boss Man

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should b...

Blonde - Transplant

How do you give a blonde a brain transplant? Blow in her ear.

Brain For Sale

A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The d...

The Sex Change

What's the worst part of getting a sex change from male to female?When they re...

Brain Teaser

A chicken and an egg check into a cheap motel room.Moments later the chicken sits up again...

The Man With One Brain

Did you hear about the man that was born with both sexes? He had a dick and a brain!...


An alien walked into a shop and told the owner that he came from Mars and wanted to buy a ...

Those Conceited Bastard Doctors

Q: What is the difference between a brain surgeon and God? A: God doesn't think he's a bra...

Brain Cell

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!

Blonde Half-wit

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted

The blonde with two

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?Gifted

Who's The Boss?

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be the boss.The brain said, "since I...

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