Jokes: brain

The Buffalo Theory

The "Buffolo Theory" of Beer..A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffa...

Brain Transplant

A patient needed a brain transplant and the doctor told the family, "Brains are very expen...

Blonde - Transplant

How do you give a blonde a brain transplant? Blow in her ear.

Brain For Sale

A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The d...

The Sex Change

What's the worst part of getting a sex change from male to female?When they re...

Brain Teaser

A chicken and an egg check into a cheap motel room.Moments later the chicken sits up again...

The Man With One Brain

Did you hear about the man that was born with both sexes? He had a dick and a brain!...

A Hole In The Head

Why does a man's penis have a hole in it? So he can get oxygen to his brain.

Big Boss Man

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should b...

Brain Cell

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!

Blonde Half-wit

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted

The blonde with two

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?Gifted

Who's The Boss?

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be the boss.The brain said, "since I...

Survival Of The Fittest Brain Cells

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunte...

Brains

An alien walked into a shop and told the owner that he came from Mars and wanted to buy a ...

Those Conceited Bastard Doctors

Q: What is the difference between a brain surgeon and God? A: God doesn't think he's a bra...

Blonde Brains

Q: What's the difference between a blonde's brain and a box of rocks? A: Nothing....

brainy blonde?

What do u call a blonde with 1brain cell? GIFTED!What do u call a blonde with 2brain c...

Brains Available

A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and said, "Well, I've got some go...

Fly Away

What do you call a fly in a blonde's brain? A space invader!

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