Jokes: bowl

Yo Mama's So Fat... Cereal

Yo' mama so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard!

Egg

Q: What does an egg say after it's put in a bowl of boiling water? A: How do you expect me...

Craving For Chili

A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his order, and he asks her,...

Ants In Yer Pants

Q: Why did the ant fall off the toilet bowl? A: He got pissed off.

Preacher, Peanuts, Recluse

One day a preacher goes to visit an elderly lady. As he is sitting there talking with her,...

SuperBowl Seat

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a mancomes down and as...

Chili

Yo Mama so fat that they said it was chili outside then she brought out a bowl!

Banana Love Cake

Ingredients: 2 whole nuts, 1 large banana, 2 strong arms, 2 well shaped legs, 1 fur lined ...

Football

Yo mama's so dumb,she brung a spoon to the SUPER BOWL!!

Toilet-bathtub Conversation

What did the Bathtub say to the Toilet Bowl? I may not get as much ass as you do, but I do...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Lifeguard

Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Cold Chili

A man enters a cafe, sits down & notices that the special of the day is cold chili. When t...

Hate To Brag

I hate to brag, but if I was sitting on the toilet, and got the hiccups, I'd siphon the bo...

Super Bowl

A guy finally got tickets to the Super Bowl, but his seats were in the nosebleed section -...