Jokes: bottle

Irish Dui

Late one Friday in Dublin, a policeman spotted a man driving very erratically. He pulled t...

Glue

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?...

Woman Will Always Be

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one.Both of their cars are to...

Freezing Competition

Two farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbors, but didn't like each other much. In 1989, th...

Accidental Bonding

A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but am...

Beer Bottle

What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?They're both empty from the neck up!...

Desert Island Email

A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of ...

Car Accident

A woman and a man got into a really bad car accident. Both cars are totaled, but luckily n...

Beer Bottle Opener

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it to ...

I'm not drunk

I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and my wife insisted I empty the contents ...

How Old Is This Drink?

An old guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of forty-year old Scotch. The bartender...

Artificial Intelligence In A Bottle

What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown? Artificial intelligence....

In A Lift

An old woman is going up in a lift in a very Iavish department store when a young, beautif...

The Tired Genie

This guy buys an old bottle at a yardsale. Upon polishing the bottle, a magical genie sudd...

The Genie And The Wannabe

A man was walking down the beach when he found a bottle. He picks up the bottle, and a gen...

Old Granny And Dog

There was an old lady and her dog who lived on the coast and every day she and the dog wou...

Blonde And The Bottle Cap

Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on? A: Because...

Accidental Meeting

A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demol...

Take The Champagne!

A man enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table, notices a gorgeous woman sitting...

Sailors And Soldiers Should Be Friends!

A Navy man and an Army man are driving opposite directions on a curvy mountain road. The a...

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