Jokes: bottle

Car Accident

A woman and a man got into a really bad car accident. Both cars are totaled, but luckily n...

Beer Bottle Opener

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it to ...

Accidental Bonding

A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but am...

Beer Bottle

What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?They're both empty from the neck up!...

Desert Island Email

A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of ...

The Tired Genie

This guy buys an old bottle at a yardsale. Upon polishing the bottle, a magical genie sudd...

The Genie And The Wannabe

A man was walking down the beach when he found a bottle. He picks up the bottle, and a gen...

I'm not drunk

I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and my wife insisted I empty the contents ...

How Old Is This Drink?

An old guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of forty-year old Scotch. The bartender...

Artificial Intelligence In A Bottle

What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown? Artificial intelligence....

In A Lift

An old woman is going up in a lift in a very Iavish department store when a young, beautif...

Accidental Meeting

A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demol...

Take The Champagne!

A man enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table, notices a gorgeous woman sitting...

Sailors And Soldiers Should Be Friends!

A Navy man and an Army man are driving opposite directions on a curvy mountain road. The a...

Old Granny And Dog

There was an old lady and her dog who lived on the coast and every day she and the dog wou...

Blonde And The Bottle Cap

Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on? A: Because...

Woman Will Always Be

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one.Both of their cars are to...

Freezing Competition

Two farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbors, but didn't like each other much. In 1989, th...

Irish Dui

Late one Friday in Dublin, a policeman spotted a man driving very erratically. He pulled t...

Glue

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?...

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