Jokes: both

Penguin & Jfk, Jr.

What do JFK Jr. and a penguin have in common? They're both cute as hell and can't fly!...

Love And War

Make love not war. Unless you want to do both. If so - get married.

Dogs and Men

How Dogs and Men Are the Same1. Both take up too much space on the bed.2. Both have irrati...

Frank Pete

What did one fat chick say to the other? Who cares, they're both fat.

How To Clean A Cat

1. Throughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, ...

Autoblonde

Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy....

Comparing Men to Dogs

How Dogs and Men Are the Same...

Paralyzed Friend

A fellow stops by to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. They talk for ...

Mirror

Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!...

How to Know where a Driver is from

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Ch...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Both

Yo' mama so fat, she's on both sides of the family!

Marriage

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found ...

Gennie

Gennie!A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive course lined with million dollar ...

Farts And Enrique Iglesias

What do farts and Enrique Iglesias have in common? a. They were both raised on beans.b. Th...

Steak And Sex

Steak and sex are two of my favorite things. I have them both the same way -- very rare.

Blonde & Turtle

Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: They're both screwed on their back....

Who is God?

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." A...

Big Fat Mopeds

What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? They're both fun as long as your friends don...

Two Knives

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?Because they both looked sharp!...

The Top 6 Ways A Football Is Like A Blonde

6. Both are made out of plastic.5. Both are full of hot air.4. Both are frequently passed ...

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