Jokes: boss

Nakes Costume

A man went to his boss's costume party with nothing on but a young naked woman on his back...

Was She Begging For You?

Bill walks into a bar and finds his friend Joe sitting on a stool."Joe," Bill ...

Waking Up Early

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His b...

Light Bulb

A factory foreman is walking through the work area, and notices that Kawolski isn't at his...

Fishing For A Sale

A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact it was...

Been Messin' With The Waitress

The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, "Have you been fooling around with...

I Can Tell This Job Sucks Already

Boss (to the new employee): We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the...

At Work

There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked tog...

Broom Factory

A blonde has been working in a broom factory since childhood, despite the state's strict a...

Hiding Bag

A guy starts a new job, and the boss says, "If you marry my daughter, I'll make you a part...

Black Eyes

A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The ma...

Day Off

Two factory workers are talking.The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."...

Resurrection Of The Dead

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, sir," the...

Big Boss Man

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should b...

Shoot The Pig

A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios ...

The Retirement Party

The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ord...

Leaving Early

Three women all worked in the same office, with the same female boss. Each day they notice...

No Way

Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found...

Two Black Eyes

A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The ma...

The Boss

A manager was complaining in a staff meeting that he wasn't getting any respect. Later tha...

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