Jokes: boss

The Retirement Party

The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ord...

Leaving Early

Three women all worked in the same office, with the same female boss. Each day they notice...

No Way

Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found...

Hiding Bag

A guy starts a new job, and the boss says, "If you marry my daughter, I'll make you a part...

Black Eyes

A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The ma...

Day Off

Two factory workers are talking.The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."...

Resurrection Of The Dead

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, sir," the...

Big Boss Man

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should b...

Shoot The Pig

A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios ...

A Blonde's Brain At Work

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who alwa...

Going Home Early

There are three ladies working together in the same office - a brunette, a redhead, and a ...

Two Black Eyes

A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The ma...

The Boss

A manager was complaining in a staff meeting that he wasn't getting any respect. Later tha...

Go To Work

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I go...

Calling In Sick

Kung Chow called his boss and said: "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got...

Cannibal Programmers

Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremon...

Dying Family

A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.Her boss, concerned about his empl...

Boss Issues

A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect...

Double Entendres Out The Wazoo

There was a boss who was told by his boss that he had to get rid of at least one employee....

Knowing The Difference

Boss asks secretary "Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad and a blowj...

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