Jokes: boss

Who's The Boss?

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be the boss.The brain said, "since I...

A Dream Of Jet Planes

A security man has a dream that the plane his boss is supposed to take the next day is goi...

Dying Family

A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.Her boss, concerned about his empl...

Boss Issues

A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect...

Double Entendres Out The Wazoo

There was a boss who was told by his boss that he had to get rid of at least one employee....

Knowing The Difference

Boss asks secretary "Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad and a blowj...

A Seminar

The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of as...

Bubba Knows Everybody

Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just ...

Light Bulb

A factory foreman is walking through the work area, and notices that Kawolski isn't at his...

Fishing For A Sale

A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact it was...

Been Messin' With The Waitress

The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, "Have you been fooling around with...

I Can Tell This Job Sucks Already

Boss (to the new employee): We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the...

At Work

There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked tog...

Broom Factory

A blonde has been working in a broom factory since childhood, despite the state's strict a...

Nakes Costume

A man went to his boss's costume party with nothing on but a young naked woman on his back...

Was She Begging For You?

Bill walks into a bar and finds his friend Joe sitting on a stool."Joe," Bill ...

Waking Up Early

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His b...

Resurrection Of The Dead

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, sir," the...

Big Boss Man

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should b...

Shoot The Pig

A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios ...

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