Jokes: born

Yo Mama's So Fat... C-section

Yo' mama so fat that she couldn't be born by a C-Section. She had to be born by a C-D-E-F-... Your Age?

Two guys are sharing a hospital room. "What are you in for?" "I'm getting a circumcision."...

Men Born With Brains?

Why are men born with more brains than dogs? So they won't screw your leg at a cocktail pa...

Yo're So Ugly

You so ugly, when you were born the doctor smacked you and your mother.

No Jews

A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago was stranded late one nigh...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Hospital

Yo' mama is so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

The Man With One Brain

Did you hear about the man that was born with both sexes? He had a dick and a brain!...

Your Butt So Big

Your butt so big, that when you were born, the doctor said "Congratulations! Twins!"

You Might Be A Redneck If...pool Table

You might be a redneck if one of your kids was born on a pool table!

Yo Mama's So Fat... Born

Yo' mama so fat, when she was born her mom said, ''Great, triplets.''

Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born her mama said,


We are born naked, wet and hungry. During the years everything becomes worst.

Boy or Girl

In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born boy baby an...

You're So...ugly

You're so ugly that when you were born the doctor mistook you and the afterbirth for twins...

Yo Mama's So Dumb... You Were Born

Yo mama so stupid, when you were born she saw the umbilical cord and said,

Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel

Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

The Mystery Of Childbirth

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?" "Well ho...

New-Born Spaghetti

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was...

Born Loser Defined

Definition of a born loser: a stowaway on a kamikaze plane.