What do dogs and women have in common? They both like 12-inch bones.
What did the skeleton say before it ate?"Bone-appetit."
Why was the skeleton so cool? Because he was bad to the bone.
SEX IS LIKE A KFC YOU START WITH THE BREAST, WORK YOUR WAY DOWN THE THIGH AND ALL YOUR LEF...
I love every bone in your body, especially mine.
What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!