Jokes: body

Vet

A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him ...

Bringing The Dead

George went on a vacation to the Middle East with his family, including his mother-in-law....

Who Runs The Human Body?

In the human body, which organ is in charge?All the organs of the body were having a meeti...

Snow Body Knows

Q. Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?A. He heard the snowblower coming!...

Vet Exam

A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him ...

Engineers And The Human Body

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the...

Pickmeup

I love every bone in your body, especially mine.

Body Talk

This lady goes to the doctor for a check up. When she gets home her husband asks, "So how ...

Lone Bones

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it had no body to go with....

Arkansas Scholars

Questions and answers selected from tests in Springdale, Arkansas in 2000 to 16 year old s...

Sell Your Ugly Body

You're so ugly you could sell your body to science fiction movies.

All Smiles

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The co...