Jokes: blue

Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon

This lady goes to a vet and learns that that if you put a ribbon around a snoring dog's pe...

Little Boy Blue

Knock, knock! Who''s there? Little boy blue. Little boy blue blue who? Michael Jackson....

Yo Mama's...blue Bathing Suit

Yo Mama's so fat that when she goes to the beach in her blue bathing suit, the whales come...

Wailing Whale

What do you do with a blue whale? Cheer it up!

Blue And Doesn't Fit

What is blue and doesn't fit? A dead epileptic.

Clear Blue Easy

The doctor tells the blonde, "you're pregnant!" The blonde says, "are you sure it's mine?"...

Roses Are Red Are A Rose Are A Rose

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I....

Shooting An Elephant

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Blue Whale

The difference between yo mama and a blue whale? About ten lbs.

The Blue Eye

One day, a man had an accident at work, which resulted in him getting his eye gouged out. ...

Roses Are Red

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I...