Jokes: blood

Clinic Check Up

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very...

Vampires in a Bar

It's Halloween and everyone's out trick-or-treating. A bartender is working the late-night...

Lawyers Vs. Vampires

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire only sucks blood at night....

Studious Redneck

You might be a redneck if you study for a blood test.

Vampire Blood Bath

Once there was a group of vampire bats that lived in a cave outside of a big city. One nig...

Blood Circulation

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood. Trying to make the matter clear...

Bloody Bat

Blood, a young vampire bat came flapping in from the night, covered in fresh blood and per...

The Bat Bet

Once there were three bats. They lived in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night th...

Vampire Blood

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on...

Sobriety Test

A man got pulled over by a cop because he was weaving in and out of the lanes. The cop got...

Blonde Nurse

Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?A: To draw blood.

Blood Bath

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on...

Drinking Test

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells ...

Vampire bat

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on...

She's So Blonde... Blood Test

She is so blonde that she studied for a blood test -- and failed.

Yo Mama's So Fat... Blood Type

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.