Jokes: blood

Clinic Check Up

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very...

Bloody Bat

Blood, a young vampire bat came flapping in from the night, covered in fresh blood and per...

The Bat Bet

Once there were three bats. They lived in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night th...

Vampire Blood Bath

Once there was a group of vampire bats that lived in a cave outside of a big city. One nig...

Blood Circulation

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood. Trying to make the matter clear...

Vampire Blood

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on...

Blonde Nurse

Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?A: To draw blood.

Blood Bath

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on...

Sobriety Test

A man got pulled over by a cop because he was weaving in and out of the lanes. The cop got...

Lawyers Vs. Vampires

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire only sucks blood at night....

Studious Redneck

You might be a redneck if you study for a blood test.

Vampires in a Bar

It's Halloween and everyone's out trick-or-treating. A bartender is working the late-night...

She's So Blonde... Blood Test

She is so blonde that she studied for a blood test -- and failed.

Vampire bat

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Blood Type

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Drinking Test

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells ...