Jokes: blondes

New prefix

If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new wo...

Ice Hole

There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could...

Knock-knock Blonde

Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? Because they leave to answer the door....

Rocks And Blondes

What do rocks and dumb blondes have in common? You skip 'em when they're flat.

Blondes In Heaven

Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?", the first one asks."Oh! I died in a freeze...

Talking Blondes

Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex? Because her mother told her never to talk to strange...

Blondes Screwing

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They only screw in cars....

Two Blondes Hunting

There were two blondes going hunting. It was getting late so one of theblondes said to the...

San Fran Blondes

Why don't blondes wear miniskirts in San Francisco? Because their balls hang out!...

Blonde Submarine

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door.

Blondes And Candles

Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold? A: Sits around a candle Q: What does she do wh...

blondes fav. rhyme.

Whats a blondes favorite nursury rhyme?humpme dumpme

Two Blondes And Two Mice

There were two blondes as roommates and they both bought mice. When they got home the firs...

Blondes Making Kool-aid

Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the ...

Those Intellectually Deficient Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? A: 100. One to make the b...

St. Peter And The Blondes

Three blondes died and are up talking to St. Peter. He says, "I have one question and if y...

Cyber-blonde 3

What do blondes and computers have in common? They both go down!

Fast Food Blondes

The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by two blondes:

Even More Blonde Q and A

Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES?A: She said they were pretty good, but they ...

Blondes And Ice Cubes

Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: Because they always forget the recipe.

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