Jokes: blondes

New prefix

If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new wo...

Blondes And Iceberg

Two blondes were stranded on an iceberg with only a telescope. One of the blondes was look...

Blondes Love Puzzles

There was this bartender & he was working at the bar one night. In walked a group of blond...

You Big Tomato

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That's where you wash all your vegetables!...

Q and A

Q & AQ: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?A: So brunettes can remember them. Q: What do y...

Blonde And Doorknobs

What do blondes and doorknobs have in common? Everyone gets a turn

Blondes And Cops

One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks th...

Blondes Ain't Takin' No Shorts

Why are blonde jokes so short? So the guys telling 'em can understand 'em!

Two horses

Two blondes went to the market. While they were there, they each bought a horse. When they...

We Don't Swerve Blondes Here

A cop pulled over a car for swerving all over the road. The blonde at the wheel looked ver...

Brunette Meets Genie

A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you g...

A Side Order Of Blondes

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you ge...

Blondes And Turtles

What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they're on their back, they're screwed!...

God Smiles On Blondes

Why did the blonde think it was Sunday? Because the sun was out!

Blonde...bananas

Why don't blondes eat bananas? They can't find the zipper.

Two Blondes Are Shopping At The Mall...

Two blondes are shopping at the mall. When they are done they go out to their car, which h...

Eternity

Definition of eternity? Four blondes in four cars at a four-way stop.

Blonde Tag

Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag? A: One.

Blondes And Buses

Q: What happened when a blonde missed the Q44 bus? A: She took the Q22 twice.

Island Blondes

There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to gran...

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