Jokes: blondes

New prefix

If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new wo...


Why do blondes wear earmuffs?To avoid the draft.

Blondes' Obstacle

What is it that prevents Blondes' admission to College? - High School!

Blonde, Brunette, Blonde

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Translator.

The Blondes' Revenge

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.


Why are the Japanese so smart?They don’t have any blondes.

Blondes In A Frying Pan

Q.What do you call 3 blondes in a frying pan? A. Over easy.

Blonde Minivan Tragedy

Four blondes are driving in a minivan when it goes over a cliff. The tragedy is, the miniv...

One Eye

Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, "Look at that dog with o...

Blondes And Basketball

At the basketball game why did the blonde say, ''I stopped aging!'' Because the clock stop...

Christmas Blondes

What do you call three blondes at Christmas? Ho, ho, ho!

Return the Dog

Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves. Th...

Three Blondes

There were three blondes living together. Blonde #1 was coming back from grocery shopping,...

The Blondes Pigs

One day two blondes each bought a pig. The problem they were having was telling the two p...

Blondes And Bricks

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick wall? A brick wall's only been laid onc...

Xxx Blondes

What does XXX stand for in a porno film? It's the signature of the three blondes who act i...

Microwave Cookery

Why'd they create the microwave? So blondes could cook, too!

Two Blondes

Two blondes walk in to a building.You'd think one of them would have seen the building....

Who Let The Blondes Out?

How many blondes does it take to milk a cow? Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lif...

Hanging With Blondes

There were nine blondes and a brunette hanging of a rope 100 stories high. They had decide...

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