Jokes: blondes

New prefix

If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new wo...

Leggy Blonde

What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg? Nothing. They've never met....

mosquitos and blondes

Q;what's the difference between ablonde and a mosquito? ...

Sex-obsessed Blonde

Why do some blondes only think about sex? Because they're dirty blondes.


What do blondes do for foreplay ? Remove their underwear.

Blondes N' Crayons

How do you know when a blonde has lost her virginity? Her crayons are wet.


There were two ...

Blondes And Cow Patties

What do blondes and cow patties have in common? The older they get the easier they are to ...

Blondes In A Volkswagen

Q: What do you call four blondes in a Volkswagen? A: Far-from-thinkin

Blondes And Virgins

Q: What do virgins and blondes have in common? A: Nothing!

Blondes And Butter

Q: What do blondes have in common with butter? A: They both spread for bread.

Blondes And Fun

Q: Why do blondes have more fun ? A: They're easier to keep amused.

Blondes In A Box

What do you call 24 blondes in a box? A case of empties!

A Blondes Legs

Q:What did the blondes right leg say to her left leg?A:Nothing, They never met!

Blondes On A Rope

There were 11 blondes and one brunette on a rope climbing up a mountain. They had nothing ...

More Blonde Q and A's

Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?A: It said cook it for half an ...

The Blondes And The Rocking Party

Three blonde friends were walking home from a party one night, and one says, ''What'd you ...

Blondes Are Whores, Apparently

What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? All you can eat for under a buck...

Quick Blonde Jokes

Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A. Tell her a joke on Wednesday. Q. How do ...

Blondes On Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes like blonde jokes? It makes them feel popular.

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