Jokes: blonde

You've got mail, the Blonde version

A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neig...

the funniest blonde joke

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......* she called me to get my phone number.* she...

New prefix

If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new wo...

Three Blondes

There were three blondes living together. Blonde #1 was coming back from grocery shopping,...

Ice Fishing

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seenmany books on the subject, and finally, after...

Back Sit

A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at ''Lovers' Cove'' where they wer...

Le Parfumerie Y Le Blonde

One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume ...

Blonde Ring Hijinx!

What do you call 10 blondes standing in a circle? A dope ring!

Poor Blonde

A blonde owned a small business that she was about to lose, so she went to the church and ...

Cyber-blonde 3

What do blondes and computers have in common? They both go down!

Two blondes in heaven

One blond says to another, "how did you die"?"I froze to death," says the second."That's a...

Appliance Store

A blonde walks into an appliance store and starts to look around.She then asks the clerk,"...

Father To Blonde Daughter

What did the father say to his blonde daughter? ''If you're not in bed by 11, come home.''...

Blonde And Clock

Q: Why did the blonde throw her clock out the window? A: So she could see time fly!...

Dumb Blonde Crooks

Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"The sec...

Blonde Detectives

Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Highway Patrol. The...

Blonde Driving

A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by ...

Blonde Cattle Ranchers

Why don't Blondes make good cattle ranchers? They can't keep their calves together....

Blonde Radio

A blonde bought an a.m. radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it a...

Not Going To Try This Again

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior expe...

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