Jokes: blonde

You've got mail, the Blonde version

A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neig...

the funniest blonde joke

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......* she called me to get my phone number.* she...

New prefix

If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new wo...

3 Wishes

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years, they live there, and...

the dark

A blonde and a brunette were walking down the basement stairs in the dark to find a wrench...

Blonde Basement

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

The Blonde And The Blinker

There was this blonde and her blond friend in her car.The blonde driving looks at her frie...

The Blonde Deputy

A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job.After...

Ventriloquist

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town...

Smile If You're Blonde

Why do blondes smile when lightening flashes? Because they think their pictures are being ...

Blonde License

Why was the blonde mad when she got her drivers license back? Because she got an ''F'' in ...

Blonde Bummer

What do you call a pimple on a blonde's butt? A brain tumor.

Blonde Arrow

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed....

Mail Order Blonde

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are compl...

747

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone's been in a 747!...

Another Dumb Blonde

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club...

Blonde Brought Gun To Wedding

Q: Why did the blonde bring a gun to the wedding? A: She was told she was supposed to hold...

Blonde - Death In The Family

One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her ...

Blonde Pooltable

A blonde is like a pooltable, put a dollar in and she'll rack your balls.

Blonde Buckaroo

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior expe...

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