Jokes: blonde

You've got mail, the Blonde version

A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neig...

New prefix

If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new wo...

the funniest blonde joke

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......* she called me to get my phone number.* she...

Noticing a blonde

Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street?Ans: Nothing. Do they exist?...

Helicopter Lessons

A blonde received a certificate for helicopter flying lessons for her birthday. One day sh...

Blonde Car Hijinx!

What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? Turning off the car!

Blonde Girlfriend

Q: What's the advantage of having a blonde as a girlfriend? A: You get to park in handicap...

Blonde Submarine

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door.

Blonde With Six Legs

What's blond, has six legs, and sings like Michael Jackson? Hanson.

Blonde & Turtle

Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: They're both screwed on their back....

A Wild Horse Ride

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior expe...

After You

''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde. ''No,'' said the brunette. ''Oka...

Cheerleading Tryouts

One day two girls were trying out for the school cheerleading squad. One was a blonde and ...

Blonde Gets Job

Q: How did a blonde get a job at a prestigious country club? A: She told them she was good...

Blonde Bedtime

What does a blonde do if she's not in bed by 10:00 pm? She goes home.

Blonde Coyote

Did you hear about the blonde coyote?She got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of her legs...

The blonde with two

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?Gifted

Blonde In Freezer

Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer? A: A Frosted Flake.

Blonde And Lightbulb

How many minutes does it take a blonde to screw in a lightbulb? She doesn't know...

Blonde Riding Shotgun

Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph. "Hey," asked the brune...

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