Jokes: blonde

You've got mail, the Blonde version

A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neig...

New prefix

If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new wo...

the funniest blonde joke

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......* she called me to get my phone number.* she...

Taxed Blonde

A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. ''That will be $1.08, ple...

Perfumed Blonde

Why does a blonde put perfume on her ankles? Because it ends up behind her ears anyway!...

Alligator Shoes

A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine all...

Kidnapping

One day a blonde was broke and didn't know what to do. So she decided to kidnap a child. S...

Blonde Vs. Ratings System

Q: What happened when the blonde went to the movie theater? A: She saw the

Blonde In A Car

A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, ''I locked my keys in my car. ...

Blonde Road Crossing

Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know, and neither does she.

Blonde in College

A blonde reports for his University's final examination that consists of Y/N type question...

Legally Blonde

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how a...

Blonde In An Elevator

A tall blonde and a tall brunette are stading in an elevator. A short bald man with lots o...

Blonde - Detectives

Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they went to the police station to identify th...

Lightning Blonde

Why does a blonde smile at lightning? She thinks she's getting her picture taken....

cliff jump

A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time. Which made it to the gro...

Blonde In The Mirror

Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror. Sh...

Blonde Laugh

How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday? Tell her a joke on Monday!

Blonde...bucket

What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde ? Bucket seats.

Smart Blonde

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer ...

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