Jokes: blonde

You've got mail, the Blonde version

A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neig...

New prefix

If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new wo...

the funniest blonde joke

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......* she called me to get my phone number.* she...

Blonde - Detectives

Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they went to the police station to identify th...

Lightning Blonde

Why does a blonde smile at lightning? She thinks she's getting her picture taken....

cliff jump

A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time. Which made it to the gro...

Blonde In The Mirror

Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror. Sh...

Blonde Laugh

How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday? Tell her a joke on Monday!

Blonde...bucket

What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde ? Bucket seats.

Smart Blonde

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer ...

Sex-obsessed Blonde

Why do some blondes only think about sex? Because they're dirty blondes.

Boat

A blonde was d...

Blonde And A Brunette On A Cliff

Q: A blonde and a brunette jumped off a cliff. Who hit bottom first? A: The brunette -- th...

She's So Blonde... 60 Minutes

She is so blonde that it takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes."

The Blonde's Roadside Emergency

A blonde's car had broken down. A cop pulled up and asked her what the group of naked men ...

Blonde paints the porch

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and s...

Car Crash

A cop was driving down a country road when he saw a car in the ditch. He got out of his ca...

Waterlogged Blonde

What do you call a blond who can't swim? Bait!

Pop Goes The Blonde

A man notices a blonde sucking on the bottom of a Coke can. Curious, he asks her what she'...

Blonde Shoots Herself

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger s...

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