Jokes: blonde

You've got mail, the Blonde version

A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neig...

the funniest blonde joke

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......* she called me to get my phone number.* she...

New prefix

If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new wo...

Wavey Blonde

Why did they have to stop doing the wave at the Skydome in Toronto? Beacause a blonde drow...

Swim Meet

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a swim meet. The gun goes off, and the brune...

One-armed Blonde

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave!

Blonde And Waitress

Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress' nametag? A: "'Debbie...

At the Corner

she was so blonde she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

Blonde And Drive-thru

What do you ask a blonde in a drive-thru? Is that for here or to go?

Blonde's Challenge

Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A: Fourth grade.

Blonde Overdue

A blonde goes into a library and says, "Hello. I'm here to see the doctor." The librarian ...

just plain dumb

A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed a man ...

Catching The Blonde

This fat guy sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 2...

Loose Constructionists

A road consturction manager needed to hire someone to paint the yellow lines down the midd...

Blonde In Natchitoches

Two tourists were traveling through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they start...

Blonde Grenadier

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back....

Blonde Pvc

A blonde decides to join the military thinking she can meet a few guys. What is wrong with...

Blonde Nasa Engineer

NASA sends a space shuttle up with two pigs and a blonde on board. While the shuttle is ta...

Blondes In Heaven

Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?", the first one asks."Oh! I died in a freeze...

Captured Blonde

A blonde woman and a red-headed woman are taken hostage by terrorists. The women are taken...

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