Jokes: blonde

You've got mail, the Blonde version

A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neig...

New prefix

If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new wo...

the funniest blonde joke

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......* she called me to get my phone number.* she...

Blonde Robbery

A blonde walked up to a man and said,

Blonde...infant Scale

At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her ar...

Dead Blonde In Closet

Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closet? A: The hide and seek champion ...

Blonde Finally Wins

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer ...

Sheep Farm

A blonde was sick and tired of hearing jokes about being dumb. She decided to dye her hair...

The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare

A blonde lady nervously took her typewriter to the doctor and said she thought it was preg...

Blonde Job Application

On an application form, what does a blonde put down for ''SEX?'' ''Lots.''

Blonde Half-wit

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted

Fishing License

Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in ...

Guessing Game

Two blondes are walking down a road, one has a large sports bag. 1st blonde: "What have yo...

Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?

A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for...

All-time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!

How do you keep a blonde busy? (see below) How do you keep a blonde busy? (see above)...

The Top 6 Ways A Football Is Like A Blonde

6. Both are made out of plastic.5. Both are full of hot air.4. Both are frequently passed ...

Following The Track

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are trapped in a forest. One day the brunette goes out ...

Watch The Birdie

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street when the brunette says, "Look, a dead ...

Blonde And Dictionary

A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at a dictionary for the hardest words they kn...

Blonde And Calculator

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? She couldn't find the 10 key....

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