Jokes: blonde

You've got mail, the Blonde version

A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neig...

the funniest blonde joke

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......* she called me to get my phone number.* she...

New prefix

If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new wo...

Getting Flowers

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the brune...

Blonde Detective

A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives.To test their s...

santa and blondes

there were three people walking on the street.a smart blonde, a stupid blonde and santa cl...

A Blonde Party

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? Women!

Horror Movie Blonde

Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie? A: Dead meat.

Bang! I'm Blonde!

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A blonde tried to shoot herself!

Dying Family

A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.Her boss, concerned about his empl...

Blonde Cashier

A man walks in to an auto store and askes the blonde cashier where the turtle wax is. the ...

Blonde Tip-toe

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sl...

Stoplight

There was a blonde at a stoplight and it said

Blonde And A Pig

A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks...

Blind, Blonde, & Ballsy

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde j...

A Blonde With A Problem

A blonde was happily married, but for one thing. Every morning she woke up early and pass...

Blonde And Picture

Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room? A: So she could use it as a m...

Blonde's Vocabulary

What's the one word a blonde absolutely, positively cannot say? No.

Pinching

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Silverman became increasinglyfurious with her husb...

Blonde Who Has It All

What do you give a blonde who has everything? Penicillin.

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