Jokes: blonde

You've got mail, the Blonde version

A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neig...

the funniest blonde joke

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......* she called me to get my phone number.* she...

New prefix

If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new wo...

Lawyer And Blonde

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.The la...

Blonde Bird

What do you call a blonde bird? A swallow!

I'm Not A Sexually Active Blonde

What does a blonde say when she's asked if she's sexually active? "No, I just lie there."...

Real Blonde?

Q: Two blondes are standing on top of the Empire State Building. How can you tell which on...

Blonde Trying To Eat

One day, a blonde went to the doctor's office with a carrot in one ear, a cucumber in the ...

One-eyed Blonde

Two blondes are walking down the road when one says ''Look at that dog with one eye!'' The...

Blonde Painter

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how a...

Wavey Blonde

Why did they have to stop doing the wave at the Skydome in Toronto? Beacause a blonde drow...

Swim Meet

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a swim meet. The gun goes off, and the brune...

One-armed Blonde

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave!

Blonde And Waitress

Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress' nametag? A: "'Debbie...

At the Corner

she was so blonde she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

Blonde And Drive-thru

What do you ask a blonde in a drive-thru? Is that for here or to go?

Blonde's Challenge

Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A: Fourth grade.

Blonde Overdue

A blonde goes into a library and says, "Hello. I'm here to see the doctor." The librarian ...

just plain dumb

A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed a man ...

Catching The Blonde

This fat guy sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 2...

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