Jokes: blonde

You've got mail, the Blonde version

A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neig...

New prefix

If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new wo...

the funniest blonde joke

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......* she called me to get my phone number.* she...

Blonde In Trouble

A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building. Below, a few firefi...

Blonde Bicycle

Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike? A: It was going too fast for her to get on....

No-so-dumb Blonde

One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to one of those annoying, pushy businessmen. H...

Blonde's Bad Day

Q: How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day? A: Her tampon is behind her ear and she ...

Blonde's Medical Exam

A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a ...

You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus

You might be a blonde if you think a thesaurus is a dinosaur!

Blonde Diet

A blonde woman is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to ea...

Blonde Testing Center

Why'd the blonde go to the mall? She had a makeup test!

Blonde On A Ledge

A blonde was about to commit suicide by jumping off a 31 story building. There were tons o...

The Amputee Blonde In The Tree

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Sit a kitty beside her.

Blonde Hijacker

Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who appeared ex...

Blonde in the Dr.'s office

A brunette woman goes into the dr.'s office. She tells the Dr. : "It hurts all over my bod...

Blonde Horse Ranch

A blonde had two horses, but she couldn't tell them apart. So she asked her neighbor for a...

Sleeping Blonde

Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping? She forgot to close her eyes.

Vending Machine And Blonde

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a vending machine? A: Nothing.....you get w...

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?Fertilized.

How To Lose Weight

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regu...

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