Jokes: blond

Magic Mirror

There was a blond a brunette, and a red-head and they were walking down the street. A shor...

The Blonde And The Blinker

There was this blonde and her blond friend in her car.The blonde driving looks at her frie...

The Blond Date

A guy and a blond are on a date, and after dinner and a movie, they head on up to Makeout ...

How does a blond turn on the light after sex

How does a blond turn on the light after sex?She opens the car door.

Jeperady

Jeperady!There is three blonds playing Jeperady. The anoucer says, "This is the final ques...

Waterlogged Blonde

What do you call a blond who can't swim? Bait!

Blondemotorworks

Why does a blond prefer BMW over Chevrolet? She can spell BMW!

Blondog

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head? From chasing parked cars!

Airport Left

I know a blond so stupid I asked her to take me to the airport she looked up at the billbo...

Cerebral Blonde

What do you call a blond with two brain cells? Pregnant!

Sleeping Pill

An exhausted looking blond dragged himself in to the doctor's office. "Doctor, there are d...

Sleeping Problems

An exhausted looking blond dragged herself in to the doctor's office. "Doctor, there are d...

What A Wheat-y Blond Joke

Two dumb blondes were driving through the middle of Kansas where there was nothing around ...

Blond Restroom Attendant

Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job? A: He couldn't figure out how to ref...

Blond Father

A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, th...

Grenade

Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell - he's still got a hand...

Brainy Blonde

What do you call a blond with two brain cells? ''PREGNANT''