Jokes: bloke

Standing in Line

This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop. Suddenly one bloke start...

Electronics Shop

There's this blonde who goes into an electronics shop, and asks the bloke in there if she ...

Cheese Sandwich

Bloke walks into a pub with a cheese sandwich under his arm. 'A pint of Guinness and a hal...

Frog, warts and all

A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head.The bar attendant asks. "what's that on y...

Naked Accident

A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled with th...

Burglary

"Get this." said the English bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with...

Bird And Bloke

Bloke: Would you shag me for a million pounds? Bird: Yes. Bloke: Would you shag me for a f...