Jokes: bloke

Standing in Line

This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop. Suddenly one bloke start...

Cheese Sandwich

Bloke walks into a pub with a cheese sandwich under his arm. 'A pint of Guinness and a hal...

Frog, warts and all

A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head.The bar attendant asks. "what's that on y...

Naked Accident

A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled with th...

Electronics Shop

There's this blonde who goes into an electronics shop, and asks the bloke in there if she ...

Burglary

"Get this." said the English bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with...

Bird And Bloke

Bloke: Would you shag me for a million pounds? Bird: Yes. Bloke: Would you shag me for a f...