Jokes: blind

Blind Skydivers

Do you know why blind people don't skydive? It scares the crap out of their seeing-eye-dog...

Love Is Blindness

A little boy was in his room playing with himself, when his father walked in. "Son! If you...

Blind Man

A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. "Who is it?" "Blind ma...

Nudist Colony

How can you tell there's a blind man in a nudist colony? It isn't hard!...

Tic, Tic, Tic

A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop, with them are their 8 children. A blind ma...

A Blind Question

Did you ever wonder why they put braille at a drive-up ATM?

Blind Dog

A blind man was seen waiting at a street corner with his guide dog. After a short wait the...

Blind Man Holding A Knife Over Your...

Q: Did you hear about the blind circumcisor? A: He got the sack.

The Blind Man

A Blind man walks into a department store with his guide dog on a leash. As usual the stor...

Blind Golfers

A priest, a doctor, and a lawyer were waiting one morning on a particularly slow group of ...

A Real Watch Dog

A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walk...

The Blind Guy Polemic

An almost blind guy walked into a sexy lingerie shop to purchase their most see-through it...

First Grade Proverbs

A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each kid in the class the fi...

Misbehaving Guide Dog

A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on...

The Nuns And The Blind Man

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mothe...

Blonde Bar

A blind man enters a Ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a dr...

Blind Parachutist

A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting. When asked how this was accom...

Blind??s Sports

A blind man was describing his favorite sport... parachuting. When asked how this was acco...

Blind Man & Nuns

Nuns where repainting their chapel. They kept getting paint on their clothes so they decid...

Smell The Fork

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walk...

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