Jokes: blind

Blind, Blonde, & Ballsy

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde j...

We Cause Blindness

How do you make a woman blind?Put a windshield in front of her!

Seeking The Sightless

How do you find a blind man on a nude beach? It ain't hard...

Blind Justice

A young boy asked is father, "Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?" The father thought for...

Blind Date

A young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris...

Three Guys In A Cave

A blind guy, a deaf guy, and an armless guy were in a cave. All of a sudden, a blind guy s...

Crazy Blind-Dog

A policeman directing traffic at a busy city intersection one afternoon observed a blind m...

Love Stinks

What happened to the blind skunk? He fell in love with a fart.

Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large sn...

Love Is Blind

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

The Blind Man And The Whore

A blind man goes into a whorehouse and asks for a girl. The madam figures, since he's blin...

Blind Animals

There's a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the blind rabbit tells...

Yo Mama's So Ugly... Kid

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Running Around Blindly

A policeman directing traffic at a busy city intersection one afternoon observed a blind m...

Eyes All Over

Eyes All Over A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into a store. When he gets in, h...

Seeing Eye Dog

A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. They come to a bus...

The Bunny and The Snake

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large sn...

Blind Skydivers

Do you know why blind people don't skydive? It scares the crap out of their seeing-eye-dog...

Love Is Blindness

A little boy was in his room playing with himself, when his father walked in. "Son! If you...

Blind Man

A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. "Who is it?" "Blind ma...

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