Jokes: blind

Misbehaving Guide Dog

A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on...

The Nuns And The Blind Man

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mothe...

Blonde Bar

A blind man enters a Ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a dr...

Blind Parachutist

A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting. When asked how this was accom...

Blind??s Sports

A blind man was describing his favorite sport... parachuting. When asked how this was acco...

Blind Man & Nuns

Nuns where repainting their chapel. They kept getting paint on their clothes so they decid...

Smell The Fork

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walk...

The Blind And The Dog

John was waiting to cross the street when a blind man approached with his guide-d...

Dino-rific!

What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saur-us.

The Blind Guy Polemic

An almost blind guy walked into a sexy lingerie shop to purchase their most see-through it...

First Grade Proverbs

A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each kid in the class the fi...

Seeking The Sightless

How do you find a blind man on a nude beach? It ain't hard...

Blind Justice

A young boy asked is father, "Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?" The father thought for...

Blind Date

A young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris...

Three Guys In A Cave

A blind guy, a deaf guy, and an armless guy were in a cave. All of a sudden, a blind guy s...

Crazy Blind-Dog

A policeman directing traffic at a busy city intersection one afternoon observed a blind m...

Love Stinks

What happened to the blind skunk? He fell in love with a fart.

Blind, Blonde, & Ballsy

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde j...

We Cause Blindness

How do you make a woman blind?Put a windshield in front of her!

The Blind Man And The Whore

A blind man goes into a whorehouse and asks for a girl. The madam figures, since he's blin...

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