Jokes: blind

Seeing Eye Dog

A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. They come to a bus...

The Bunny and The Snake

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large sn...

Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large sn...

Love Is Blind

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

The Blind Man And The Whore

A blind man goes into a whorehouse and asks for a girl. The madam figures, since he's blin...

Blind Animals

There's a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the blind rabbit tells...

Yo Mama's So Ugly... Kid

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Running Around Blindly

A policeman directing traffic at a busy city intersection one afternoon observed a blind m...

Eyes All Over

Eyes All Over A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into a store. When he gets in, h...

Blind Golfers

A priest, a doctor, and a lawyer were waiting one morning on a particularly slow group of ...

A Real Watch Dog

A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walk...

Blind Skydivers

Do you know why blind people don't skydive? It scares the crap out of their seeing-eye-dog...

Love Is Blindness

A little boy was in his room playing with himself, when his father walked in. "Son! If you...

Blind Man

A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. "Who is it?" "Blind ma...

Nudist Colony

How can you tell there's a blind man in a nudist colony? It isn't hard!...

Tic, Tic, Tic

A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop, with them are their 8 children. A blind ma...

A Blind Question

Did you ever wonder why they put braille at a drive-up ATM?

Blind Dog

A blind man was seen waiting at a street corner with his guide dog. After a short wait the...

Blind Man Holding A Knife Over Your...

Q: Did you hear about the blind circumcisor? A: He got the sack.

The Blind Man

A Blind man walks into a department store with his guide dog on a leash. As usual the stor...

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