Jokes: black

Aye, Aye, Captain!

There once was a captain of a ship, and everyday at a certain time he would lock himself u...

Your Mama's So Old

·her memory is in black & white!·I told her to act her age, and she died! ·I asked to see ...

Halloween Party

A black couple was invited to attend a Halloween costume party. The husband asked his wif...

Lunch Break

Three guys work on a constuction site. One is white, one is black and one is Polish. The b...

Right up your...

There was a black man, a white man, and a chinese man. They were wondering in the middle ...

Get Him Off Me Or I'll Sue!

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman pinscher.

Two Black Eyes

A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The ma...

It's A Pun. Get It?

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper!

Slip of the tongue

A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He...

Black Eyes

A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The ma...

Black Testicles?

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and ...

Are My Testicles Black?

A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young a...

Spitfire

What's black and white, black and brown, and black and black? A nun on a spit!

Black Powder

A guy enters a bank to see about getting a business loan."What kind of business do you wan...

Which Race Am I?

Little Johnny came home from school one day slightly confused. His mother was Jew...

What's Your Wish?

One morning, a Black guy, a Jewish guy, a Mexican, and a regular white guy were sitting on...

What's Black?

Q: What's black and sits on the roof? A: A paraplegic after a house fire.

Bucket Color

What did the big black bucket say to the little white bucket? ''You're a little pail.''...

Black and White

There is a little white boy with an all white family playing outside in the mud.He rolls a...

Bear Hunting

Bob was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He traveled up to Al...

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