Jokes: bitch

Virgin's Confession

A sixteen year-old virgin girl has a bad day, so she goes to visit her priest after hours ...

Italian Vacation

You must use an Italian accent for this joke to work: One Day Ima go to Detroit to a Bigga...

Rejected Dr. Seuss books

The Cat in the Blender Herbert the Pervert Likes She...

Almost Silent

A new monk at a monastery took a vow of silence. He was allowed to speak only once a year,...

Crime Of Thought

Defendant (after being sentenced to 90 days in jail): "May I address the court?" Judge: "O...

Yo Mama's...plane

Yo mama sooooooo fat that I had to take a plane, a train, and an automobile just to get on...

Pussy or Bitch

After playing on the playground at school, Tommy came home with some newwords in...

Yo Mama... B#$%*

Yo Mama's such a bitch, PMS cheers her up.