Jokes: birthday

Who's Birthday Is It?

A mother took her three-year-old daughter to church for the first time. The ch...

Birthday Gift

Two guys were talking at work. "I've got a problem," said the first one. "What is it?""My ...

Happy Birthday To Me!

A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends $5,000 and feels pretty g...

83rd Birthday

An old man in a nursing home was celebrating his 83rd birthday. One of the female resident...

Letter to God

Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was co...

Year 2000 Interview With Jesus

Due to widespread panic about the Y2K bug, Internet News has obtained an EXCLUSIVE intervi...

Grandma's Birthday

What do you give an 80 yr-old grandma for her birthday? Mikey, he'll eat anything!...

Fired Secretary

One man explaining to another why he fired his secretary: "Two weeks ago," I said, "was my...

Birthday Presents

Mr. Benton thought he had had the last word when he presented his ex-wife with an unusual ...

Top 10 Ways To Insult The Elderly

1: You tell them that you went to the museum, saw dinosaur bones, and thought of them. 2: ...

A Blonde Job Interview

A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics."So...

Top 20 Signs It's A Bad Day

You wake up face down on the pavement. You put your bra on backwards and it fits better. Y...

Happy Birthdead To You

What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!