Jokes: birth

Redneck's Birth Control

A redneck took his daughter to the Gynocologist. They waited in the Doctor's office when f...

Knights And Birth Control Limerick

In days of old, when knights were bold,And condoms weren't invented,They wrapped their soc...

Birth Control

Have you heard about the new mint-flavored birth control pill for women that they take imm...

Lawyers

Q: What do lawyers use as birth-control?A: Their personalities.Q: How can you tell when a ...

Legal Birth Control

Q: What do lawyers use for birth control?A: Their personalities.

Blondes 'n' Birth Control

Why don't blondes take birth control pills? Because they keep falling out.

Birth Control Pills

A woman asked her doctor for birth control pills. "Ma'am, how old are yo...

Lawyers' Birth Control

Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives? A: Their personalities.

Cow Giving Birth

A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 5-year-old son standing ...

Your Parents Messed Up

Learn from your parents' mistakes -- use birth control.

Yo Mama's So Fat... No Birth Certificate

Yo' mama so fat, when she was born, they didn't get a birth certificate -- they got bluepr...

Lsd Cocktail

Q: What do you get if you cross LSD with birth control? A: A trip without the kids!...