Jokes: birds

Birds and Bees

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.“Mothe...

Birds Fly Upside Down Over Iowa

Why do birds fly upside down over Iowa? Because it ain't worth a crap.

Birds

What bird represents freedom ?The EagleWhat bird represents peace ?The DoveWhat bird repre...

Wild Thinking

A teacher was trying to get one of her students to understand a math problem by asking him...

You Might Be a Redneck If...

You might be a Redneck if your hunting dog fetches more beer than birds.

The Birds And The Bees

A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't w...

The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes

Ever since the Bush daughters got into trouble with the law for underage drinking, the Pre...

Stupid Birds

Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk.

12 Days Of Christmas

Dearest John, I went to the door today and the postman had delivered a Partridge in a Pear...