Jokes: bird

Heavenly Punishment

Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest gi...

Crap Story

There once was a nonconformist bird that decided not to fly south for the winter. He said ...

Christmas Carol Parrot

A man wanted to buy his wife a unique birthday present. So one day, he went into a pet sto...

Blonde Bird Watcher

A blonde and her father are walking down a street when the father says, ''Look, a dead bir...

Watch The Birdie

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street when the brunette says, "Look, a dead ...

Crappy Story

There once was a nonconformist bird that decided not to fly south for the winter. He said ...

Birds

What bird represents freedom ?The EagleWhat bird represents peace ?The DoveWhat bird repre...

You Filthy F***ing Parrot

There's this fellow with a parrot. And the parrot swears like a sailor. I mean he's a pist...

Bird-brained In Helopisa

John went on vacation to Helopisa. As soon as he stepped outside, SPLAT!!! A big piece of ...

Blonde Bird Killer

How does a blonde kill a bird? She throws it off a cliff.

In Deep Shit

A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a ...

Swearing Parrot

There's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt, I mean he's a p...

New Parrot

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a s...

Presidential Bird

Hillary Clinton went into a pet shop and found a beautiful parrot. "Does this parrot talk?...

National Bird

Did you hear Clinton announced a new national bird? The spread eagle!

Limey Penguin

A penguin walks into a bar and asks for a sandwich and a pint! The bartender is astounded ...

Birdy

There was a man sunbathing on a beach naked. A girl came along and pointed to his dingly d...

Blonde Bird

What do you call a blonde bird? A swallow!

Bird vs Fly

What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird....

Bird Viagra

A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool o...

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