Jokes: bird

New Parrot

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a s...

Presidential Bird

Hillary Clinton went into a pet shop and found a beautiful parrot. "Does this parrot talk?...

National Bird

Did you hear Clinton announced a new national bird? The spread eagle!

Limey Penguin

A penguin walks into a bar and asks for a sandwich and a pint! The bartender is astounded ...

Birdy

There was a man sunbathing on a beach naked. A girl came along and pointed to his dingly d...

Blonde Bird Killer

How does a blonde kill a bird? She throws it off a cliff.

In Deep Shit

A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a ...

Swearing Parrot

There's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt, I mean he's a p...

Bad Parrot

Jimmy received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown, with a very bad atti...

Just a Dumb Bird?

A burglar was cruising through a posh suburb looking for an opportunity. At one house he s...

Bird Vs. Fly

What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird....

Broken Cage

What did the bird say after his cage broke? "Cheap, cheap!"

Punishment In Heaven

Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest gi...

Blonde Bird

What do you call a blonde bird? A swallow!

Bird vs Fly

What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird....

Bird Viagra

A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool o...

Crap Story

There once was a nonconformist bird that decided not to fly south for the winter. He said ...

Christmas Carol Parrot

A man wanted to buy his wife a unique birthday present. So one day, he went into a pet sto...

Blonde Bird Watcher

A blonde and her father are walking down a street when the father says, ''Look, a dead bir...

Watch The Birdie

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street when the brunette says, "Look, a dead ...

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