Jokes: bill

Clinic Check Up

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very...

Sensitive Guy

Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie. Steve fa...

History Remembers Bill Clinton

Q: What will history remember Bill Clinton as?A: The President after Bush!...

Do Something Nice For Dad

Unable to attend his father's funeral, a son who lived far away called his brothe...

Gates In Hell

Shortly after Bill Gates was killed in a freak accident, he found himself being sized up b...

First Lady

Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every day at 5 AM? To make sure she's the Firs...

E.t.'s Eyes Wide Shut

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill!

Bill Gates And General Motors

Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors."If automotive technology ha...

Bad Male Drivers

Bob and Bill are driving down the road going about 85 mph. Up comes a red light and Bob go...

Bill Clinton And Senator Hillary Clinton...

Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a s...

Bastard

Clinton walks out into his garden one day and in the snow he says "bastard" written in pis...

Meeting Bill

Gates (CEO of M...

The First Bun In The Oven

Hillary went in for her yearly checkup. When she was finished, she asked her gyne...

Hospital Food

Bill was in the hospital for a complete check-up. At 11:00AM, they brought him soup for lu...

Johnny Cochran's top 10

From the law offices of Johnnie Cochrane, Esquire, here are the top ten proposed ...

Duck, Duck, Lawyer

What can a goose do that a duck can't but a lawyer should? Shove its bill up its ass!...

Was She Begging For You?

Bill walks into a bar and finds his friend Joe sitting on a stool."Joe," Bill ...

Clinton And The Beer Cans

Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her,

Lottery Win

An old guy and his son had a one-mule farm where they eked out a living. One day, the son ...

Bush And Bill

Out of Bill Clinton and George W. Bush, which one do you think has been referred to as Mr....

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