Jokes: bill

Clinic Check Up

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very...

Exotic Male Dancer

The other day, my friends and I went to this Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to...

Summer Lovin

The following song is sung to the tune of "Summer Lovin'" from the musical "Greas...

Duck, Duck, Lawyer

What can a goose do that a duck can't but a lawyer should? Shove its bill up its ass!...

Was She Begging For You?

Bill walks into a bar and finds his friend Joe sitting on a stool."Joe," Bill ...

Clinton And The Beer Cans

Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her,

Lottery Win

An old guy and his son had a one-mule farm where they eked out a living. One day, the son ...

Bush And Bill

Out of Bill Clinton and George W. Bush, which one do you think has been referred to as Mr....

Hotel Fun

Bill and Joe go into a hotel. The hotel has 100 floors. The hotel manager tells them that ...

Clinton And Titanic

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic? A: Only about 2000 people w...

Ned: The Most Popular Man In The World

Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch. Bill orders and the c...

Goose & Lawyer

Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do? A: Stick his bill up ...

Give Bill More Time

Bill Clinton, George Bush and George Washington were on the Titanic. As the boat was sinki...

Bill Gates in Heaven 2

When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed him to his house, a b...

Golf Buddies

There was an old man named Bill, and one of the things he most enjoyed was playing golf wi...

Bill & Monica

What did Bill Clinton say to Monica?I told you to lick my erection, not wreck ...

Clinton Jokes

Q: What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In orde...

Sending The Bill

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupt...

Bill Clinton's Going To Die?

During a recent public outing, Hillary slipped off to visit a fortune teller of s...

A Transplant

Two guys are drinking together at a bar and go into the bathroom. Standing at the latrine,...

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