Jokes: bill

Clinic Check Up

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very...

Scags Who Blew Bill

Q: What's the difference between Paula Jones and Monica Lewinsky. A: Close, but no cigar....

Bill Gates, Super Ego

One day, Saint Peter called up to Heaven Bill Clinton, Colin Powell, and Bill Gates. He sa...

Bill Gates' Hard Drive

Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the world-wide rights to Viagra? He's renaming it MICR...

Windows 666

Bill Gates dies, and ascends to the Pearly Gates to meet God. God immediately recognizes h...

When Can I Get That Haircut?

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "how long before I can get a haircut?" ...

Clinton In Oz

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and the Secretary of Defense all wanted to go to Oz, to visit the W...

Clinton And The Genie

Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. He picked i...

How to irritate Bill Gates

* Steal his "ne...

How Many People Can You Make Happy?

The Gores and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckle...

Unlucky Lawyer

Once there was this guy named Bill, and his favorite sport was driving around in his truck...

Empty Cans Are Worth Good Money

When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under ou...

The Cleaning Bill

Two Buddies were drinking in a bar one night and had became extreamly drunk. One guy was s...

Clinton -vs- Titanic

Similarities between the Titanic video and the Clinton grand jury testimony video: Titanic...

Free Drinks

A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Bartender,buy everyone in the house a...

Clinton Abortion Bill

Whitehouse aide to Clinton: "What are we gonna do about the new abortion bill, Mr. Preside...

First Lady

Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every day at 5 AM? To make sure she's the Firs...

E.t.'s Eyes Wide Shut

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill!

Bill Gates And General Motors

Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors."If automotive technology ha...

Bad Male Drivers

Bob and Bill are driving down the road going about 85 mph. Up comes a red light and Bob go...

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