Jokes: bill

Clinic Check Up

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very...

Y2k Nostalgia

Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton, and Bill Gates were invited on the eve of the millennium to h...

Bill Gates In Hell

Upon dying, Bill Gates went to purgatory. St. Peter said to his,

The Bill Clinton Sale

Q: Did you hear about the Bill Clinton sale at clothing stores on President's day?A: All p...

The Misprinted Money Melee

This crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try ...

Fur Fortune

Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town in northern Idaho, when...

Clinton's Music

Q: Why did Bill Clinton give up the saxophone? A: Because he had a hor-monica....

Bill Gates' Honeymoon

After Bill Gates wedding night, his wife finally knew why he called his company Microsoft.

Afterlife of Bill Gates

One day Bill Gates died and went to heaven. When he got there he met God. God said "Where ...

Redneck Meets Bill Gates

If you think Bill Gates is some kind of security policy, you might be a redneck.

Dog

What does Bill Clinton and his dog have in common?They both go after rotten pussy.

Clinton Jokes

Q: What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In orde...

Sending The Bill

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupt...

Bill Clinton's Going To Die?

During a recent public outing, Hillary slipped off to visit a fortune teller of s...

A Transplant

Two guys are drinking together at a bar and go into the bathroom. Standing at the latrine,...

How Bill And Hillary Really Met

How Bill and Hillary really met: They both dated the same girl in college.

Paying The Bill

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to ...

Scags Who Blew Bill

Q: What's the difference between Paula Jones and Monica Lewinsky. A: Close, but no cigar....

Bill Gates, Super Ego

One day, Saint Peter called up to Heaven Bill Clinton, Colin Powell, and Bill Gates. He sa...

Bill Gates' Hard Drive

Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the world-wide rights to Viagra? He's renaming it MICR...

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