Jokes: bible

St. Paul Vs. Minneapolis

Did you hear that everyone in Minneapolis quit reading the Bible, going to church and lost...

Lightbulb... Christians

How many Christians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. The Bible makes no mention...

One Honda

How many people can you fit in one Honda? Well, the Bible said that all 12 disciples were ...

Career Path

An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worri...

Top Ten Ways The Bible Is Out Of Date

10) Who the hell Begets anymore? 9) Memo to Adam: Ditch the apples, try chocolate! 8) Sain...

Yo Mama's...old

Your Mama is so old, she's got a bible autographed by Jesus!

Don't Make Me Bible Belt You

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, i...

It's in the Bible

During his sermon one Sunday, the local preacher told his congregationthat the entire rang...

Deathbed Lawyer

Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died? He was looking for loopholes!...