Jokes: between

The geography of a woman

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful ...

Men Aren't Dogs...

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the do...

Clinton And Titanic

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic? A: Only about 2000 people w...

The 45 Difference

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?A: 45 lbs.Q: What's the differ...

Wife Vs. Job

Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job? A: After 10 years, the job still ...

Snowmen And Snowwomen

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs! Ha!

Lawyers And God

What's the difference between a lawyer and God? God doesn't think he's a lawyer....

Ooooh Vs. Ahhhh

What's the difference between, "Ooooh," and "Ahhhh?"About three inches....

Geography Of Men & Women

The GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMANBetween 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wi...

Man And Pig?

Q: What's the difference between a man and a pig? A: You mean there IS a difference?...

Bagpipe

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpi...

Priest Vs. Homosexual

What is the difference between a priest and a homosexual? The way they say ahhhh-men....

Government Vs. Mafia

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized....

Yo! Snap!

What's the difference between you and a prostitute? The prostitute gets paid.

Tire Vs. Condoms

Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms? A: One is a good year and the ot...

Lawyers Q&A

Q: What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving? A: Skeet.Q: What do lawyers use for birth contro...

Blonde's Legs

What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one? Between you and me we could make a...

Dog Vs. Fox

Q: What is the difference between a dog and a fox? A: About five drinks.

Porcupine Vs. Bus

What's the difference between a porcupine and a bus? A bus has the pricks on the inside of...

Lawyer And Vulture

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? Wings.

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