Jokes: better

Better Luck Next Time

Why are politicians proof of reincarnation? You just can't get that screwed up in one life...

Sex And Bridge

Q. How is sex like bridge? A.If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand...

Top Ten Dirty Lawyer Sayings

The top ten things that sound dirty in law (but aren't!)10. Have you looked through her b...

Better News

Harry answers the telephone and it's an Emergency Room doctor. The doctor says, "Your wife...

Butts

I've seen better looking butts in an ash tray

Why Halloween Is Better Than Sex

10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired,...

77

Why is 77 better than 69? 'Cause you get 8 more!

Why Beers Are Better Than Girls

1) You always know if you are the first one to open a beer. 2) A beer never gets jealous i...

Feel Better

Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what...

Knock, Knock... Arthur

Knock knock Who's there? Arthur Arthur who? Arthur any better jokes on this site?...

Why Studying Is Better Than Sex

10. You can usually find someone to do it with.9. If you get tired, you can stop, save you...

Why God Created Woman

Q: Why did God create women? A: Because God took one look at men and said ''I know I can d...

Who enjoys sex more?

A man and a woman were having drinks, getting to know one another and started ban...

Surprise for Santa

It was Christmas Eve, and a lady hadn't had sex in a long time, so she decided to wait for...

Why Do Men Float?

Why do men float better than women? Because they're scum.

Better Than Pork

A priest and a rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train. After a while, the...

Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex

Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex10) You are guaranteed to get at l...

Mandarin

What is better than eating a mandarin? Eating a mandarout.

The Potty Wisdom Of Confucious

Confucious say, 'It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on!'