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Best Pubs

An English man, Irishman and a Scottish man are sitting in a pub full of people. The Engli...

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine. I guess that was why several of us died...

Presidential Advice

One night, G.W. Bush was awakened by George Washington's ghost.Bush saw him and asked, "Ge...

Bad Day

A guy walks into a bar and orders 6 shooters. The bartender says, "Looks like you are havi...

I'm Only Sleeping

10 best excuses when you get caught falling asleep on your desk: 10. "They told me at the ...

Best Thing About Iowa

What is the best thing coming out of Iowa? Interstate 35!

Best Quality

A wife asked her husband: ???What do you like most in me, my pretty face ormy sexy body???...

While The Cat's Away

A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They ...

Longings

My wife ran away with my best friend. To tell you the truth, I really miss him.

The Archaeologist's Wife

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have -- the older she gets the more inter...

Best In The World

A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The Russian takes a bottle of...

The Best Hunting Dog

This man wanted to buy a hunting dog. He heard of this guy who had a dog for sale...

The Best Bar In The World

Three days finish up a hard day of work and walk into a bar. They do the same the next day...

Best Friend

A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch. The bartender, a lit...

Young Couple

A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance ...

Something Borrowed, Something Blew

A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar and the best ma...

Is Laughter Really The Best Medicine?

A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several ...

Best Toast

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between ...

Best Way Of Skipping Out On A Check

Bring a sock puppet with you to the restaurant. When asked for your order, consult the soc...

Out Of Arkansas

What's the best thing to ever come out of Arkansas? I-40...

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