Jokes: belt

The Chastity Belt

All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend - "My ...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Belt

Yo mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Chastity Belt For The Crusader's Wife

A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chasti...

You So Fat...belt

You so fat that you put your belt on with a boomerang.

Alcohol Honesty

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she had selected the following items: ...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Equator

Yo mama's so fat, she uses the equator as a belt!

Chastity Belt

In days of old, when knights were bold, this particular knight was leaving for a crusade a...

The Bad Belt

Why did the belt get locked up? Because he held up a pair of pants....