Jokes: belly

Gum

Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down....

Al Gore's Piercing

Why did Al Gore get a belly ring? Because George Bush had a Dick Cheney.

Baby Belly

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the docto...

Old Lady's Breasts

Q: What has an old lady got between her breasts that a young one doesn't? A: Her belly but...

Belly Button

Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.

You So Fat

Yo so fat they had to send out a search party to find your belly button.

Ederly

Q: What is in between an 80-year-old woman's breastA: Her belly-button