Jokes: belly

Belly Button

Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.

Gum

Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down....

Al Gore's Piercing

Why did Al Gore get a belly ring? Because George Bush had a Dick Cheney.

Baby Belly

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the docto...

Old Lady's Breasts

Q: What has an old lady got between her breasts that a young one doesn't? A: Her belly but...

You So Fat

Yo so fat they had to send out a search party to find your belly button.

Ederly

Q: What is in between an 80-year-old woman's breastA: Her belly-button