Jokes: bell

The Bet

A very old couple book a honeymoon suite in a five-star hotel to celebrate their 50th marr...

Not So Saved By The Bell

The preacher was very distraught after the death of the bell ringer the day before and did...

You Can Ring My Bell, Ring My Bell

One upon a time there was a town with a new church steeple with a bell that wouldn't ring....

Yo Mama's...dumb

Yo Mama is so dumb, she thought Taco Bell was the phone company.

Firemen Sex

A fireman came from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system ...

Bell Tower

Q: What's brown and lives in a bell tower? A: The lunchbag of Notre Dame....

Knock Knock... Nobel

Knock knock* Who's there? Nobel.* Nobel who? No bell so I knocked!...

A test for monks

The head of the monastery wanted to check how strong his priests are in resisting tempteti...

Ringing Bells

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful sy...

hunchback of notre dame

The hunchback of notre dame dies so they need to find a new bell-ringer. this guy with no ...

Ring My Bell

The bell-ringer for the church had just passed away, so the priest was looking for someone...

Kindergarten Lecture

Attorney General Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After the typical civics prese...

Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell

Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.

Bellboy

Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and as...

The Pope and Taco Bell

The Pope and the manager from Taco bell were talking one day and the man goes we will give...

Christmas Songs For Shrinks

Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality: We Three Queens Disoriented ...

She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell

She is so blonde, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.