Jokes: behind

JLo's behind

Did you know Jennifer Lopez use toeat 2 gallons of ice cream a day?It's all BEHIND her now...

Bad Day Blondie

How do you know a blonde's having a bad day? Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't fin...

Deaf

A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used ...

One Good Reason

January 20, 2003 A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a...

Strange Beggar

Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome.One has a cross in front of him; ...

Blonde's Bad Day

Q: How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day? A: Her tampon is behind her ear and she ...

Try And Talk Your Way Out Of This One

Bill Clinton dies and is on his way to Hell. At Hell's gates he meets Satan. Sa...

Funeral

A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral...

Confucious Say...runs Behind Bus

Confucious say: ''Man who runs behind bus is going to get exhausted.''

That's A Woman's Job

One day, Farmer Brown went behind his barn and found to his dismay that his son, Jeb, was ...

Keller Behind The Wheel

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's a woman.

Pit Bull

A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funera...

Super Natural Powers

A man comes into a small town and starts convincing people he has super-natural powers.He ...

The Blonde And The Zipper

A young man is at a bus stop in New York. He sees an extremely beautiful blonde in a tight...

Butt Question

If I cut off my right butt-cheek, will I be left behind?