Jokes: before

Presidential Visit To Oz

Four U.S. presidents are caught in a tornado and are whirled off to Oz. They finally make ...

Just Before I Die

Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles he an...

My Father's The Best

Three boys were bragging about their fathers. The first one said, "My father ru...

More Chauvinism Than Ever Before

Why did the pregnant lady cross the road? I don't know, but where'd she get those shoes an...

A Prayer Before Dying

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming,...

Skeleton

What did the skeleton say before it ate?"Bone-appetit."

It's A War-like Country

A Tennessee man and an Alabama man were both fighting in a war and were captured by the en...

Pray Before Eating

Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Logan recei...

Sex Before Marriage

Two friends, Bob and John were discussing sex before marriage. John: I didn't sleep with m...

Coffee Addiction

You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. -You sl...

Were Those Crotchless Before You Put Them On?

A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up. After work, she went s...

Not So Saved By The Bell

The preacher was very distraught after the death of the bell ringer the day before and did...

The Wizard Of OZ

The last four ex-U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they whirled to OZ. They...

Sex Before Communion

A concerned girl asked the priest, "Father, is it a sin to have sex before receiving commu...

Get Me Out Of Here

Why do men die before their wives? Cause they want to....

Twas the night before Christmas

T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissedHe cussed out the elves a...

You Know You're Addicted To Coffee When...

you grind your coffee beans in your mouth. you sleep with your eyes open. you have to watc...

Land of OZ

The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off they spin to the ...

Executive Recruit

A successful female executive stood before the Pearly Gates, facing St. Peter h...

Before It Starts

A man comes home from work, sits in his lazyboy in front of the TV and rudely tells his wi...

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